𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social

If happiness is a warm puppy, then sadness is a cold puddle of puppy pee under your bare foot on the kitchen floor.

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Charlie Bukowski @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Carpet.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

*taking notes* uh-uh, so you're sayin' for me to be happy, all I need is a microwave oven and puppy? 'kay

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Al Satian @randysutra.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Revenge and puppy pee are best served cold.

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👑 Tal👀la Sw👀n Batson™️ 🦋🤘🏻 @talulapi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:10 UTC

Wait. I thought it was ‘happiness is a warm gun’

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MadStash @madstash.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

Cat pee would make me more sad.

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