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Jeffw
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The Inside Out characters in my head
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Jeffw@jeffw.bsky.social |
640 followers 358 following 3942 posts
Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️
ko-fi.com/jeffwni
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Jeffw
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The Inside Out characters in my head
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Jeffw
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👋🏻 five here Range 24yo to 4 I would take the cold embrace of death as a welcome respite
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Jeffw
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See also "il pleut des cordes" or "il pleut des halbardes": It's raining ropes/halberds The last one sounds dangerous
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Jeffw
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(you got the flags wrong on this one)
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Jeffw
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If you must repeat three words in a speech, choose them carefully
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Dr Dean Burnett
@garwboy.bsky.social
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Fourth of 5 Prime Ministers in 8 years Shortest ever term as PM PM who oversaw the Queen's funeral First former PM to lose seat since 1935 Produced biggest ever Tory to Labour swing in an election I sort of begrudgingly admire Liz Truss's efforts to achieve immortality via pub quiz questions
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Jeffw
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What's with Spain and partridges?!
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Jeffw
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My beard looks luscious and shiny, well oiled and almost no-one in this room knows it's in fact butter
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-Boulet-
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Bref, j'ai posté mes monstres sur mon blog, ils sont en grand, non-compressés, avec le nom du fichier qui s'affiche quand on passe avec la souris au dessus, et il n'y a pas de pub.
Et fuck tous les réseaux sociaux.
www.bouletcorp.com/notes/2024/0...
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Jeffw
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T'en fais pas, ça va probablement casser au prochain poste
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Jeffw
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My 2024 so far… How it started vs. How it’s going
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Jeffw
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[knuckle tattoo] D | N | A M | U | T | A | T | I | O | N
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Jeffw
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I'm from a long line of fuckwit. *I'm* a fuckwit, my father was a fuckwit and my grandfather was the 4th Earl of Fuckwit.
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Jeffw
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In honour of Independence Day/4th of July, I've thrown a tea bag into the sea. A used one, of course, I'm not a savage.
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Jeffw
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You really have to wait for the 4th of July to find out that fire works?! You crazy kids.
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Frovo
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knuckle tats: (F)( I )(R)(E) (W) (R)
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Jeffw
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… because of your buns
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Jeffw
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It is kind of nice that while the entire world goes too far right we jump slightly to the left, to no discernible difference, of course 🤷♂️
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Jeffw
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That guy must love Egypt, 'cause he's in de Nile!
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Jeffw
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If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now, and reappea—
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Jeffw
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Hi again! Needless to say that I'm nowhere near any kind of target that could help me at the moment… 😕 I am genuinely trying to set up my workshop/workbench, a space for me to work and maybe generate some kind of income and get out of this vicious circle… 1/2
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
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Lol at all these British people “voting”. You’re ruled by a king, idiots! 😂 🤣
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Jeffw
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Won't celebrate Independence Day and you can't make me.
#4thofJuly
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Jeffw
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Won't vote and you can't make me.
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Jeffw
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So there you have it, if I can't set this last resort lil' business, I'm afraid things can only get super sour: divorce, homelessness, etc. See? No fun! Not even drugs. Can't afford drugs. (sorry for the almost over-dramatisation and the bad joke, I don't do drugs) 4/2
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Jeffw
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I insist on the "if you can/are willing and/or comfortable" because generosity can be a slippery slope. Whenever I have some change I still give it to the lady who sells the Big Issue outside our local supermarket, when last month I couldn't buy myself a sandwich 🤦 surprise 3/2!
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Jeffw
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After 6 years (5 1/2, who's counting?) of looking for a job, I've found out that experience vs. qualifications and 50+ is not what employers are looking for apparently 🤷♂️
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If it's easier for you, and are comfortable of doing so, you can also donate here: ko-fi.com/jeffwni
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Jeffw
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Hi again! Needless to say that I'm nowhere near any kind of target that could help me at the moment… 😕 I am genuinely trying to set up my workshop/workbench, a space for me to work and maybe generate some kind of income and get out of this vicious circle… 1/2
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Jeffw
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Hi guys!
I'm trying to sort myself out, do you think you could help?
If you are willing and can of course, help me raise £2200 to support Jeffw (me) and my small business
Please #donate and RT. Thanks!
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
And hopefully, I'll never have to do this again 😀
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Jeffw
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Jeffw
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One for David Cameron there…
World's oldest cave art found showing humans and pig www.bbc.com/news/article...
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ONeillJones
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A job I was looking forward to just fell through because I requested a very basic “please don’t feed my work into the AI garbage chute pls” clause in the contract That was apparently against company policy and non-negotiable If anyone needs a book cover I have an opening in my schedule
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Dropped Mike
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[bar] me: can I buy you a drink? her: I have a boyfriend me: bartender, bring us two more boyfriends
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Jeffw
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Timing!
We all seem to have time on our mind today… bsky.app/profile/jeff...
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Jeffw
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If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now, and reappea—
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Jeffw
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If only for once in my life, I want to experience the delirious joy that people on commercials get from eating yogurts.
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Jeffw
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Me: *innocuous joke on a random topic* Internet Stranger: Actually, my [insert horrific life experience with the tenuouest link to aforementioned topic], but sure, make fun of it and ignore [that story I couldn’t possibly know], you insensitive bastard!!
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Jeffw
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Damnit, I time travelled again… The calendar says 3rd of July but it's clearly October out there.
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Jeffw
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He was ALL of the special 😃
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Jeffw
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Long story short, I didn't smoke. My brother did… in my room, "just in case", his words So yeah, I got lucky I guess
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Jeffw
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Ah yes, my parents…
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Jeffw
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It is not true. But if you really want absolution, you can always follow back the guy who drew your header. He sucks too ❤️
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Jeffw
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Jeffw
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… well, that's definitely the answer I didn't want to know *crawls back under the ugly rock*
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Jeffw
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*taking notes* uh-uh, so you're sayin' for me to be happy, all I need is a microwave oven and puppy? 'kay
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Jeffw
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I don't remember who said "I can't learn shit from my mistake, they're too stupid to teach me anything" but that guy made me reassess my whole life
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Damien Owens
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In 1945, the world looked at the destruction wrought by fascism and loudly declared ‘We must not allow this to happen again for a while.’
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Jeffw
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My daughter wants to donate her hair to the Little Princess Trust She has been wanting to cut her hair for a while and heard one of her teachers talking about the charity and so came up with the idea. She's 4 1/2 and she is a beautiful soul ❤️
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Jeffw
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I mean, that wouldn't be as stupid
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Jeffw
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How The United States of America Became a Dictatorship in 7 Steps Number 7 will blow your mind on how stupid it is!
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