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It can't possibly be healthy for us to endure terrifyingly stressful elections like this every four years.

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The funniest, most Sorkin-esque possible outcome would be if Kamala becomes the nominee and then selects Joe Biden as her running mate.

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The main character in Run Lola Run

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A great/enraging book.

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In the "oh hey, I did something creative for once" category, I posted a DBZ video essay on my YouTube channel that I meant to post right after Akira Toriyama died but wasn't able to until now because of health issues. If you've ever wondered what I sound like, here ya go!

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It's funny how Kendrick accused Drake of having a secret daughter in Meet the Grahams, which is a gigantic accusation to make, and yet it's a total afterthought because Not Like Us is such a sensation that neither side has had to follow up on if it's true or not.

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No matter how much America spirals towards disaster or destroys the planet, no one can ever take away that it momentarily got to be canon in Dragon Ball that one time.

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Few things in life must feel better than name-dropping a six-time NBA all-star in your diss track and that all-star winds up siding with you so much that he appears in the music video for it.

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Fwiw, I think a freshly-anointed presidential nominee Kamala Harris would get a honeymoon reception in the media because a candidate swooping in from the sidelines to challenge Trump is a phenomenal story and they would absolutely build up that aspect of it, at least at first.

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I will accept any reality in which Trump loses :) I just don't believe it will be that one.

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Here's the thing - if you go and ask ordinary people irl about Biden rn, just purely anecdotally, they'll tell you they dont want him in the race and aren't enthusiastic for him at all. The polls bear that out irl. I take zero delight saying this but it's why he won't be the nominee very soon.

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Yep. In 2016, Trump actually beat Hillary on the issues of "trustworthiness" and "honesty" in the end. It was ridiculous and totally undeserving, but the anti-Hillary messaging was so effective that people really believed she was just as bad as him by the end.

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I wish more ppl got that perception is reality. It doesn't matter that Biden is probably fine and saner and more competent than Trump. These are things that DO NOT matter in a popularity contest. What matters is what people *believe*, and headlines like this reinforce that.

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But why would you assume that the polls - if they're wrong - would skew to Biden when if anything they'd skew to Trump like they did both times he's been on the ballot? Also, those national polls weren't actually that wrong. Hillary did win by 2.1%. The problem is the electoral college skews R too.

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Baseball managers don't rant like they used to. It used to be a huge aspect of managing, it's made the sport less interesting now.

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I think if the Warriors could somehow pair a second star w Steph, they'd have a decent little squad. But it's hard to see it materializing when Wiggins is around, his contract/level of play is like the ultimate sinkhole.

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In 2016, Hillary had huge unfavorables but she led almost the whole race, so there was a logic to ppl thinking it would all work out. In 2024, Biden has huge unfavorables and is LOSING. It is now *ill*logical to assume he just wins, he is in a spectacularly worse position than HRC ever was.

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What's wild to me is that their primary argument is basically "well maybe the polls are just not real." Like I've seen zero plan on how to overcome the collosal hole he's in if they're accurate, which most polls still are. It's just straight "maybe everything will work out" hopium.

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I genuinely had the thought today "It is amazing Hield has never been a Laker" because they've been linked to him forever and have needed outside shooting forever and yet it's never materialized.

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The Warriors have a new elite shooter in their backcourt. Nature is hielding.

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Indeed. This guy is a fake paper tiger champion, but he's representing America so he gets a pass

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The British mind cannot comprehend this

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It really sucks that a humongous warning sign that someone is totally out of their mind is if the only emoji on their profile is of the American flag.

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Happy 248th birthday to *audience groans* the United States of America! We're only two years away now from its semiquincentennial, which I'm happy to point out because I love getting to use the word "semiquincentennial." 🇚ðŸ‡ē

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I honestly think we're gonna look back at that debate as Biden's Benghazi, as the epicenter of an endless series of negative coverage that just never stopped whittling away at him - and I don't think a lot of ppl in the present get that it's quite *that* bad.

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The paradox of torrent/piracy sites is that it's important that people know about the best ones but it's equally important that no one ever explicitly says what they are out loud.

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Wolf Blitzer on election night: Well folks, the nightmare lives on. Donald Trump has been elected the 47th president Me posting through the worst panic attack of my life: "Donald Trump" suggests the existence of Daffy Trump

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Soon, an eternal question may finally get answered: is America ready to have a Golden State Warriors fan as president?

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Haha, fortunately I think they're just supposed to be western-y because the game is in Texas this year

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While getting paid to do it, no less

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Politics shmolitics, the real crisis looming over America is how bad the new MLB All-Star Game uniforms are. I mean sheesh.

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Joe Biden will not be the presidential nominee. It's just a matter of everyone realizing it.

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Exactly. And Trump is really awkward around women and being an asshole to an older white guy looks very, very different than being an asshole to a younger black woman. Plus it makes the race about Trump being old and Trump having problems, there's a bunch of positives.

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I think ppl are underestimating how unbelievably refreshing Kamala is gonna come off to people, who've spent the last few years only hearing from two incredibly old white guys. Now suddenly they'll hear from someone younger and different, it's a low bar she gets to soar over.

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Joe Biden has been the best president of my life, and the media freakout over his debate is partly hysterical. I also DO NOT feel remotely sorry for him because he has jeopardized the country with a selfish vanity run that 70% of voters didn't want. He brought this upon himself.

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I'm on board w calling for Biden to leave, but it is objectively nuts that the most horrendous, deranged stories possible dropped about both Trump and RFK Jr. yesterday and yet neither story was able to resonate because of how much attention was going to Biden's age.

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Keep Kamala and Carry On... would be a pretty good slogan

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What I love about anime is that you could be watching the goofiest, silliest, most slapstick series imaginable and it will be totally liable to drop the most beautifully rendered depiction of a power line at any given moment.

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Yep, it was about 50 million. I think the first one in 2020 was around 70 million - with the big drop off being largely applicable to the unprecedented month of the debate

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It's not a good sign that the campaign has been more explicit in calling out Pod Save America than they have been on, like, Chevron getting overturned.

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If Biden gets dropped, it's because Democratic constituents backed an extremely vulnerable candidate in 2016 on the pitch that they couldn't do better electorally, watched that candidate lose, and will go the rest of their life vowing to never get burned like that ever again.

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I had to check but I watched every episode of Lupin III part 2 (1977) that aired on Adult Swim, which was just slightly older than Future Boy Conan.

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I'm like... trying to process that the Clippers might have Miles Bridges and Kevin Porter Jr in the same lineup next year. I feel like a team *that* ostentatiously evil might finally jar ppl in the media into haranguing the league about how indefensible their DV policy is.

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it'll be a hell of way to try to assert a new identity for the franchise

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Wow, all those times ppl joked about every bad guy joining the Hornets or Browns and forming a suicide squad, and the Clippers are out here actually doing it

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I strongly agree with you. The fact that there is no variety on offense anymore really bums me out.

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And it'll only get worse the more hopeless the election feels to ppl. I don't see Biden losing NM or Colorado either atm, but I can't conceive of him winning all the rust belt states AND New Hampshire, and he'd likely need to win them all.

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And it will only get worse, the bad polls will create an apathetic doom loop where ppl don't even see the point in voting. If the election was held today, I think Biden would lose - but if the election was held in a month or two and Biden was still in it, I think he'd be wiped out.

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There are ppl on here I really, really respect who don't seem to appreciate just *how* much ordinary, non-online Americans will not feel incentivized to vote for an 82-yr-old guy they were meh about to begin with who's now visibly deteriorating before their eyes - even if it means Trump wins again.

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It's definitely alarming. But I think - hope - the reality of the situation will grow and grow until there's gonna be something of a backdoor revolt, and once the money starts vanishing he'll get that he's cooked. Because I know if I was a donor, I wouldn't give him a cent anymore.

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