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Elise FM

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@phage made me do it. 📍 NAARM/Melbourne, Australia. Always was, always will be. She/her. 🐶 🌏

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This weather is putrid And my sockette has fallen down inside my shoe And it's not even fucken Friday (a contemporary horror story in three acts)

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I'm a qualified chef who no longer works in the industry. The level of abuse in kitchens is fucking chaotic. I work in an office now, but there's real trauma there. I'm always ready for a fight, and it shows.

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Does anyone else think it's funny that there are two animals with blue tongues and one is like 8 metres tall and the other is a lizard 🦒 🦎

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Serotonin? In this economy?

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WHY I AM LATE FOR WORK: ◻️Traffic ◻️Alarm didn't go off ◻️Train delayed ☑️Sat staring at the wall for 20 minutes, trying to summon the will to drag myself through another day in this shithole ☑️Liquid eye-liner

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Men would you rather be trapped in the water with a shark or a submerged battery?

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What do you mean "outside of consumption"? How can you talk about "outside energy consumption" when talking about CO2 impacts.

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Agree, but while we are living in both a cost of living crisis AND A climate crisis, I think it's also wise to offer people solutions for cooling their homes more efficiently, no? It's not about shame it's about sense.

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Dark Matter (2024) starring Joel Edgerton: Men will do literally anything other than go to therapy.

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Help I need outfit ideas that say "please don't give me any more pomegranates from your tree, I never use them and end up throwing them out when they turn to rocks after 5 weeks"

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This Pride Month, remember that homosexuality is found in dozens of different animal species, whereas homophobia is only found in two. And luckily climate change has driven the Uzbek Fag-Bashing Antelope to the verge of extinction

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Men are so confusing because on one hand they are adorable puppies desperately seeking approval, but on the other hand they will straight up murder you

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Philippa Featheringtons/Finch is fucking adorable and delightful and I will not hear another word on this matter.

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Thinking about in Outer Reach how Autumn encounters a man who kidnaps her, terrorises her, forces her to jump from a speeding vehicle and deserts her in the woods, burns her camp and destroys her possessions including her medication. Then she meets a bear who sniffs her then leaves her alone.

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Everyone please pray for my husband, who has recently been diagnosed with "did not sleep very well". Prognosis (by husband) very very bad.

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Idk what everyone is so confused about, obviously women are choosing The Bear?

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What dumbass called it "instant coffee" when EXPRESSO was RIGHT THERE.

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.... And Bruce Lehrmann would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling Bruce Lehrmann. Eat shit Lehrmann, ya pigfaced tool

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This is exactly what I imagine Neil Gaiman's world must look like.

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Oh I've got another one + If any man from the audience earnestly thinks he can best one of the female pro MMA fighters, he's welcome to hop into the octagon and have a go.

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This girl at my gym is on the treadmill with a Sugar-free Red Bull and idk what she's training for, but she's definitely going to jail.

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Ever person in every shopping centre honestly believes they are walking at a reasonable pace and that is fucking WILD.

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"you look tired" Thanks, Susan, I FEEL tired... And now I ALSO feel judged and unattractive. 👍🏼

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The fact that this year, Trans Visibility Day coincides with a Christian celebration of rebirth.... That is kinda cute. The fact that Christians are having an absolute fucken meltdown about it... That's fucking DELICIOUS.

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Serious question, when was the last time anyone saw a Volkswagon Beetle?

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I have thought about it and done the math and I think it's safe to say that Jesus was probably a St Patrick's Day baby.

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Spotify Wrapped 2024 comes out in like 9 months so I have 9 months to make up for how many times I've played Taylor Swift "is it over now" and tbh I don't think I can do it

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Ladies, if a man bothers you at the gym, ask him what's his secret for keeping his calves so slim.

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Forget the Below Deck crew reunion eps. Give me a special where the worst charter guests finally get to watch their own episodes.

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Why is it always “what’s up” and not “how are you coping with the terrors of sentient existence today?”

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Happy International Women's Day. And a reminder that International Men's Day is 19 Nov. So if a man asks wHy tHeRe iS nO iNtErNaTiOnAl mEnS dAy, tell him its 19 Nov, and that you very much look forward to supporting whatever activities he plans for this day that is evidently SO important to him.

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Starting to think that those "human Ken doll" surgery addicts have never actually seen a Ken doll. Or a human.

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We very much enjoy UFC but we have some ideas to improve it: - cage is electrified. You are now allowed to grab the cage for purchase, but it's electrified - the Octogon gets smaller each round - fighters pick each other's ring walk song - if no one wins after 6 rounds, they throw in a honey badger

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Oh dear. I flew home from Bali in December, with no mask. I will admit that I was actually surprised when I saw a few people on my flight wearing masks. A sort of "oh yeah, that's still a thing I guess" moment. Three days later, covid. Christmas, cancelled. Lesson learned.

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I really want to go to bed, but my dog JUST got comfortable

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