Brett

@weakcookies.bsky.social

55 followers 140 following 1039 posts

Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Ten gallon fact right there

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:39 UTC

Yeah but the guys back would be fine if he’d just sign up for the Platinum Wellness Package

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

A longtime fave band of mine started with the whoas and ohhs and shit

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

4 cat pics for the skeet of 3!!

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

Bumping for laughs!!!

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

Huggy 3: The Hugg Does LA

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

Just another day in the goon mines

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

Blaming the cats for this weed smell

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

Mercury Remains Prohibited in The Mail

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

Anything else is Sparkling Horde

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:15 UTC

How are you living like this???

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

If there’s one thing I know, it’s blood money

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

“Just like poopin through a pinhole!” — The Pinhole Pooper

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

Home Alone sequel idea, had to be

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 11:52 UTC

The guy was so chess. A real pawn’s pawn. A king amongst queens.

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

If you will excuse me, I have a ball to attend

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

TV show is supposed to be good

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

Take a shot whenever you see Rufus eating waffles

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

If y’all don’t cut the shit, I’ll have no choice but to start live tweeting Gossip Girl

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 11:25 UTC

Hump Day implies the existence of My Lovely Lady Lumps Day

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

smoke this boll and play some Q-Bert

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Lucky for your count I don’t know what that is!

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

Only have room in my life for one Amanda at a time, sorry

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

Lallybroch, Lallybroch Ooo la la Lallybroch

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

Goonies 3: The Gooninging

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

I have content you’ve never seen

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:05 UTC

Sandy Bullock w the steering wheel grip action, and what’s awesome is you can take her out of the bus and have her pilot craft from your other intellectual property faves!

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:26 UTC

The traditional July 5th Walking Of The Yard Looking For Unexploded Ordinance

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:10 UTC

They blew up America last night

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

Fireworks enthusiasts turn into assholes if they continue the fireworks past ______ time?

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

My wife owns me at Thumb War 😕

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

Cat caught me catchin him

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Cat news

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

I want to remember

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

Firework hoopleheads getting their war rained out in Indy currently

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

Scottish highlands stoner, Craig Na Dude

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

It’s raining on America

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

I don’t care how many times you try to stop Helmet’s “Meantime” record. You can’t!!! Shit is relentless.

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:17 UTC

Call me

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[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

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fahrenheit: four fifty fun @moonagedaydream.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

people love ugly stupid shit that sucks

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

no notes

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:38 UTC

We need so many more Americans to watch sports since clearly they’ve never watched Iowa win a game by punting 18 times in a row

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

I have already collected 67,780 loot crates and have 5000+ hit points so good luck with your starter pack N🤓🤓B

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

Frank is the most well armed for the impending fracas. Creamy corn has a heft to it.

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

Guy who keeps introducing himself as “a White Castle originalist”

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

You wanna get crazy bro? Like really nuts?? Like really go off the deep end at the Buy Here Pay Here car lot and just get into some really bad financing terms and a lemon of a car and suffer from years of bad credit and poverty and just really fuckin take this thing as far as we can go???

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

Luol Dengue Fever. CATCH IT!!!

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

Lotta people never worked in a mine, CLEARLY

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

That’ll keep it snug

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