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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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pimp my ride
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Wicked Ho@nicebutnot.bsky.social |
1418 followers 478 following 1289 posts
Arch enemy of Frances Meh
Disco lemonade
My ridiculous stuff ⬇️
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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pimp my ride
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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finally a chariot worthy of my vibes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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pink!
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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real happy to announce i made the best choice here
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Naked and Afraid (there’s a spider in my shower)
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Hooters is hiring but they want friendly outgoing people this is so unfair
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
@probgobl.in
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You don't have to wait until Halloween to dress up as a mummy. You can just do that now and wrap yourself in bandages and wander around and vomit swarms of scarabs on people. You don't need October for that. You can turn their blood to black ichor with fell magicks in July. You're an adult, it's ok.
2 replies 74 reposts 264 likes
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Sometimes I can feel it taking up space, that little cluster in my brain still trying to decide whether to run for 7th Grade Homeroom Representative
1 replies 26 reposts 56 likes
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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New setting just dropped: nobody can reply except for your mom.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I die, I’d like my bones to be played like a xylophone by a giant purple gorilla
7 replies 37 reposts 87 likes
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Auntie Social
@auntiesocial.bsky.social
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People need something to be angry about to be happy. Want proof? Pineapple pizza. Who cares what someone else eats? If you don't like it, don't eat it. That said, that shit don't belong on pizza.
1 replies 6 reposts 21 likes
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Adobe Creative Clout Services
@drangel.bsky.social
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I challenge your mom to a duel
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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‘Dark and brooding, Heathcliff stared across the misty moors and muttered, “I hate Mondays, but damn I love lasagna.”’ Emily crumpled up the paper. No. Something just wasn’t working.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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White powdered nose white powdered wig definitely similar lol
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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James Madison was 25 years old when he signed the constitution When I was 25 I was doing cocaine off a car key in the ladies room with my girlies
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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good now i don’t have to go all griselda on yo ass
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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just google Griselda Blanco 😩
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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google jeff google i’m to be feared
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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🤫
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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My band in high school was called Extra Seconds On The Microwave and we were about as annoying as the name implies
7 replies 15 reposts 76 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1841. Thomas Cook organized the first package tour, Leicester to Loughborough, to see the new High Street Watering-Trough and the Lady Lough-Dog Museum of Hairpins.
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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casket a casket a casket a tisket a tasket what's in the box why am I like this why is she in it why do I see it is she a corpse is she full of not her can she see me why's it so heavy don't move an inch listen for a singing blink blink blink swallow a swallow choke
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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I do not know what is wrong with you but it is very familiar with what is wrong with me (mimics mime-in-mirror routine)
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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me after an edible and three vape hits
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
@codenamecatbird.bsky.social
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a label on my account that's just a clown face emoji
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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I was masturbating earlier & all I can say is wow did a few of you get it
8 replies 17 reposts 44 likes
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Requiem For A Dream… On Ice
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons
4 replies 51 reposts 129 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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sometimes i see someone make a joke i thought about but decided not to post and oooohhh mamma do i ever silently judge them for it
1 replies 11 reposts 31 likes
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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Sorry my drum playing seduced your girl
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miss fugazi
@undisturbed.space
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do you think little richard smoked reefers
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I hope I get to play Jan Levinson in the bsky remake of The Office
5 replies 13 reposts 40 likes
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows
1 replies 22 reposts 81 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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What we really need around here is a good long nap
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i think i could survive the hadron collider
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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Immediately irrationally irritated
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Sometimes I’ll put a shot glass in my back pocket and walk around town like some obscure Irish proverb
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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if you've eaten someone out under the covers you've pretty much eaten ortolan
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ceej
@ceej.online
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they’re working on a bipartisan bill to give the statue of liberty huge honkers
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ceej
@ceej.online
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trying to return something to the marketplace of ideas but the shopkeeper flips over the "out to lunch" sign as soon as they see me coming
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Comfortably Numb
@numb.comfortab.ly
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Riven's subs with their force-field air bubbles still give me creeps. #Riven #VR #RivenVR
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darth™️
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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going to just venture that dogs are not actually the biggest issue for this person lol
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@0x0.boo
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Declaring independence from British rule was just silly Ya coulda had castles, corgis and Royal pageantry but went for July 4 burgers instead 🙄 So dumb Happy Thursday day
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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hello i would like to report a minor inconvenience
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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introducing Wyatt Chirp
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Uber Eats is like hey girl your ass looking fine we want to buy you dinner anything you want up to three dollars
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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If sleep deprivation and bad choices got me into this mess, sleep deprivation and bad choices are the only way out
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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A banana is just a tube of savory goo wrapped in a dying jacket
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