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I mean, I disagree with his kill everybody plan, but I could get behind this

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DAMMIT

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Ezra was perfect.

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It's just the perfect spot to have a character explain their motivations and have a good character scene. If Sabine's destiny is up in the air, let's give her some options. And this is before we lean into the volcanic chemstry that's happening between Natasha and Ivanna

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C'mon man seriously

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With 2, I was shocked that there was no scene when Sabine was captured, of Baylan going down to talk to her and try to get her on his side. He's not Sith, the lightsaber is orange...these things matter, so tell us why

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For me, you have a perfect Hecate Power Trio with these three. You write Ahsoka as your crone, Hera is your mother, Sabine is your maiden. Yeah, a little more jaded, but there's also no banter, which has always been part of Star Wars

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"hey, let's unceremoniously kill the best actor in this thing and who's got charisma just flying off her"

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What I mean by that is that it didn't include stuff that I feel like a writer like Filoni would be unable to miss. 1. Differentiating Ahsoka/Hera/Sabine more in terms of character/voice 2. Having Baylan explain what he is 3. ...and that Marrok thing

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Okay but that would be like the one thing I'd agree with him on

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Ahsoka was bad in inexplicable ways

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I might be a little salty about Jecki too

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I wish the show were a bit more focused. It's got some cool ideas, but structurally it's a mess

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How the fuck does he not know Bettie Page

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I didn't know it was May-chen. I've been saying Mad-chen like it rhymes with Mad Men

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"Darth Vader doing a lot of heavy lifting for the Empire"

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They're both goddesses and Lynch was wise enough to not make us choose

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Kendrick Lamar needs to do an anti-Jedi diss track

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"I feel a connection to Osha." Dude, she's like 10. You need to not be around kids

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We all love you exactly the same. More actually because now when I go, "hey, Mädchen Amick, right?" your knowing nod is far more supportive

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Gotta be honest, "Jedi QAnon" where I thought The Acolyte was going

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Let me put it this way: finding out you were bi wasn't exactly a shock

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I had the biggest crush on her as a kid

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Remember how they all pretended Moose wasn't a total smokeshow?

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Barth was the joke name for the school lunch guy in You Can't do That On Television

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more like james inhell amirite

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I gotta be honest, it felt racist as soon as I saw the word "coconut" but I wasn't sure how

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Just seeing a Democrat with some actual fight in them means something

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If digital blood ever doesn't look terrible we'll never know

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The worst part about remakes, reboots, and sequels is that they instantly make the original vanish. I think if we could figure out a way to keep the originals somehow they wouldn't be a problem

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I really hope Jim Inhofe brought that snowball to Hell with him

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Trying to take some comfort in the fact that the GOP's "let's kill everybody" plan seems not to be super popular

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*frantically emptying out my nft diarrhea tin to fit this new AI diarrhea*

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"In some ways, a president is like a stepsister"

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I'm barefoot so much it's gotten to where if I put on my shoes, the dog knows she's either getting in the car or getting a walk

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“They want to eliminate national parks” is a very simple way to get just about anyone on the Stop Project 2025 train. Are there much more glaring and life-threatening goals of P25? Yes but even your most bigoted cousin does not want to see the parks system sold for parts.

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I did. It got published. Listen to your readers is what I'm saying

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Saw a person wearing a Rise of Skywalker shirt and like...what's going on there

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Conservatives don't understand "Criminal" to mean "one who has committed a crime." They see "criminal" as one of a class of people

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You absolute fucking rubes

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My most loyal reader is a lesbian, and my favorite note I ever got from her was angry insistence that I write a fisting scene

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Her social media manager was untrainable and killed a chicken

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Ian McDiarmid should do an entire Shatneresque album of spoken word covers in character as Palpatine. "In Your Eyes" is the single

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Will she agree with me about the importance of milf representation?

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brb arguing with my editor about Star Wars

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It feels as if the more you differentiate from fascists the more popular you get, just a random thing I noticed.

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