WhiskeyJack

WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 08:54 UTC

I have simplified the Turing Test. If it orders late night Mcdonalds it is clearly sentient, and capable of stupid choices.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

There are two Final Fantasy NPC's in you, Biggs and Wedge....

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 10:27 UTC

Not sure why everyone makes such a big deal about Gettysburg, even I have an address.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

I was so proud I did not have detention one day I ran home to tell my mom. I literally had detention every day until Highschool where they did not have them lol

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

With all of the remakes lately, when will they finally get around to Count Duckula?

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

Well hello Miss Fancypants!

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Cheers! What's your drink? Cheap Pilsner on my end

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

Meeeeee tooooooooo

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

For Science!

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

The best part about flipping records, is it is a regularly scheduled pee and beer run break

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

If you tied two vibrators together, calibrated to vibrate in precisely opposite cycles would they just sit there? Why does science never answer the important questions?

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

I love selfies where the person has a surprised look like "oh, I didn't see me there. Am I taking my picture? I wasn't ready."

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

They are gathering their forces in the shadows. It won't belong now

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

The truce between Sasquatch and campgrounds can't last, be vigilant. Watch the trees.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

I love selfies where the person has a surprised look like "oh, I didn't see me there. Am I taking my picture? I wasn't ready."

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

Can't it be all three? (there is a hidden third choice)

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

The truce between Sasquatch and campgrounds can't last, be vigilant. Watch the trees.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

Can someone explain the sport Shot Put to me? Like I get wanting to run fast, hurl a spear with deadly accuracy. Heck, I get needing to jump a high wall, but if I had a giant bullet I like to hope I would think to put it in a gun instead of throwing it at the oncoming horde of enemies.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

Pets. They just tap into something humans can't. I miss my little cat pal.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

I feel I finally came up with a sequel to the Exorcist everyone would watch. The ghost of Bruce Lee possesses a girl, the priest must learn Kung Fu in order to exorcise him in single combat, and attain the formula for cold fusion. Someone in the movie needs to have a great butt, doesn't matter who.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

If the infinite universe theory is true, there is a universe in which Toy Story is about the toys in "Mom's special drawer that locks" and it still features Buzz Lightyear.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 08:21 UTC

Ha, I honestly had no idea there was a bird of that name

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 08:19 UTC

Confession: When I am alone, in front of a mirror, and no one is around. I test out my looks for being on a Fast and the Furious poster.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

People should stop body shaming Slender Man.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 07:08 UTC

I wish Hollywood would give the fans what they want: a spin off series about the Shield agent playing Galaga in the Avengers.

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WhiskeyJack @whiskeyjack.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 05:41 UTC

Bathroom decorating idea (found on some random facebook meme thing

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