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maryland’s favorite daughter brooklyn’s finest gal in lieu of flowers, pour jewels into my open coffin πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ ftrtts.

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maeve, i already know's avatar maeve, i already know @maeveynot.bsky.social
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okay obviously i’ve been having a bad mental heath week and haven’t posted this until wednesday but THURSDAY MARIO KART this week! 6pm west coast time / 9 east, DM me for discord info (or just discord me) it would make me feel a lot better if all of you and new people showed up! πŸ’–

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I was gone for this one thank you for tossing it back up

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Cowboy Friday's avatar Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social
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so many of you online getting hornt up so few of you in the book getting learnt up About The Gospel Of Our Savior light of creation the Word made flesh he has entered abrahams bosom and wrended the gates of absaloms final rest Christ the motherfucking Lord

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Drinking perfect milks

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[white people encouraging you to take responsibility for someone else’s fuckup] eh, you might just have to eat shit on this one, unfortunately

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Sometimes you gotta block someone immediately after they follow you to keep things orderly amongst your followers, like publicly shooting a random prisoner to set an example for the other inmates.

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the four major schematic components of sin are: sacrilege, the first of the dead desecration, and her daughters of chaos blasphemy, the lord of sunlight, and his faithful knights and the furtive heresy, so easily forgotten

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alber 's avatar alber @captainacab.airbud.website
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i have no honor whatsoever if the ship is going down i am off that bitch. bye. have fun dying or whatever

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Reckoning With The Past

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we are all god’s children and he locked us in a hot car

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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat πŸˆβ€β¬› @lediva.bsky.social
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In my lane. Moisturized. Thriving.

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Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare πŸ“½οΈ 's avatar Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare πŸ“½οΈ @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
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Do not go gentle into that good night

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zkiaba️‍ ⚧️ | $522/800's avatar zkiaba️‍ ⚧️ | $522/800 @zkiaba.bsky.social
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i’m at my happiest when i’m snuggled up in bed, being fed advertisements on my iphone

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Rogs πŸ€–'s avatar Rogs πŸ€– @stev.bsky.social
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They have hope for you over on HopeSky, in spite of everything

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you relax your mind and experience paradisiacal delights beyond your wildest imagination. indeed, you are truly bathed in god’s love. you open your eyes slowly to realize that feeling is someone absolutely going to town on you, sloppily trying to suck the dick off your goddamn pelvis

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"Lately l've been super into being a hater and staying off my grind. Takin' it easy, you know?" *stony silence falls over the Hustler Mindset Money Team group luncheon*

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Scattering rose petals all over my goon cave as self-care

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We see way fewer prophets today because anyone who emerges as a clear-eyed shepherd for humanity is immediately steered towards a rich life of trade school extension programs and SSRIs. It’ll clear that prescience right up!

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Me: I hate dancing in public, I always feel like I’m doing it weird. Reassuring Marxist Friend: Hey, come on! That’s not fair. Your weird, incredibly noticeable dancing style, that we all talk about behind your back, was determined by the material forces of history!

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Vampires be like, β€œFood has lost all its savor. I plead for eternal rest, yet am fused to this mortal coil in defiance of God himself. My every waking moment is pure agony. But, am I looking for love? Of course! I’m on the apps.”

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my nemesis, holding a weapon: it appears that your chickens have finally come home to roost me, a farmer who's not paying that much attention: omg awesome, thanks SO much for telling me, gonna get on that in a minute, appreciate ya πŸ™πŸΎ

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I've never done a jaunty thing in my life. I’ve spent many melancholic hours lamenting this. Said lamentations certainly don’t help me out re: my levels of jaunt, but what am I gonna do, NOT contemplate it?

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Please! Call me Timothy. Mr. Boombastic is my father. 🀝

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Mosquitos love me because I’m pure of heart.

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If your date isn’t going well and you need to beat a hasty retreat, surreptitiously ask your bartender for a β€œsugar cube.” He’ll proceed to take your date outside to pet (and ride!) the house pony while you slip out the back, unnoticed.

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Mike.β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €'s avatar Mike.β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € @dumbmike.bsky.social
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JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

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That’s @rellyrebel.bsky.social lingo picked up by the rest of WTP. I say you’re talking heavy when you speak authentically and unapologetically to what is likely a quiet truth.

I gotta feel it though. Some people think they’re talking heavy but I don’t feel β€˜em though.

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The mandatory checklist for rope subs came from somewhere, I’m sure of it.

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Half a joke, but you’re cooking πŸ“

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I’mm only willing to do that for Azealia Banks, but I understand your choice, and I respect it.

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That’s right. I do be loomin’, that’s a 100% fact.

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Yes to wrath, gluttony is fine, lust is strictly forbidden. I KNOW, it’s weird! It’s an old rule that just stuck for some reason.

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Omg I love bon mots πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

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Oh totally, it fully crusted over and peeled off, she’s gonna give you a call later! Think she wants take ya line dancin’ again πŸ˜‰

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πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯° That’s so nice!! I’ve heard she’s a bitch in real life tho :(

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πŸ«ΆπŸΎπŸ™πŸΎπŸ’•

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