William Ardea

@williamardea.bsky.social

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Fiction Writer, Parrot Owner, Tech Enthusiast he/him

William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

I hate read receipts. Awful feature. All it serves to do is make people anxious and angry.

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

This feeling is a large part of the reason I follow you.

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

What is that patch of hair in the bottom left? Pet?

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Shaking the rust from my bones, today is the day I wake from my depression slumber.

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

A billionaire having more in common with Marx than Smith is a hell of a take

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Cot it on scerty cam

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

Is that newspaper on the walls?

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 15, 2024 at 11:47 UTC

Too old to die young now

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 15:09 UTC

The Best Baseball List

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 15:36 UTC

Today's listening

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 15:26 UTC

Smoking a bowl for Henry K. (Derogatory)

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 14:06 UTC

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 12:43 UTC

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 04:33 UTC

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 12:35 UTC

Lol. Lmao even.

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 22, 2023 at 13:44 UTC

Everything I know about him has been against my will

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 22, 2023 at 13:43 UTC

Can someone explain why I should care about Sam Altman at all

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 19, 2023 at 23:46 UTC

this is gonna be one of those Elon Musk screenshots that are used over and over again like the 10 years to Mars and the zero COVID cases ones

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 19, 2023 at 23:54 UTC

Just a trio of free speech absolutists brainstorming whether they can manufacture a way to lock up my colleagues over reporting the richest man on the planet admits is accurate but caused him grief, good times.

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 19, 2023 at 15:19 UTC

Had enough. Deactivated Twitter. Expect me to get more active here, hello new Primary doom-scroller.

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 05, 2023 at 00:13 UTC

Went for a walk in the woods today and found a barred owl

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 23, 2023 at 22:37 UTC

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 23, 2023 at 14:31 UTC

Holy shit I'm finally happy with one. Slow as molasses, but progress is progress. Onto chapter two.

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 20, 2023 at 14:41 UTC

I've written four chapters one to this story. Onto the fifth, I guess.

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 13:11 UTC

Bird posting

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 03, 2023 at 13:18 UTC

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 01, 2023 at 23:39 UTC

Just feasting

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 26, 2023 at 14:49 UTC

Shaved my beard and now I'm itchy and full of regret

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 22:59 UTC

Got a new pixel 7 that I think is pretty cool

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 16:36 UTC

Bird posting

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 15:56 UTC

An odd looking cockatiel

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William Ardea @williamardea.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 22:54 UTC

Starting fresh

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