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Will “Looking for a job” Smith

@willsmith.fun

On the 4th of July, I always like to take a moment and find out where the nearest computer history museum is. If we’re ever attacked by aliens, we’ll need a working PowerBook 5300 to connect to the alien computer so we can disable the alien’s impenetrable shields and save humanity.

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NutMeg 's avatar NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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The prequel novelisation helped make sense of all that, by revealing that all Earth's computer systems were reverse engineered from the crashed alien fighter they found at Roswell, New Mexico. Bill Gates was just a PR guy hired by the government as part of their cover up.

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XXX-L Feral Æ A-12s's avatar XXX-L Feral Æ A-12s @tr3vin.bsky.social
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You'll want something like a G3 instead. All of the newer alien ships have switched over to FireWire.

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Andrew Pfister's avatar Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social
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That movie hit right when I was learning about PPP/TCP/etc. and even then, I was like "...wait a minute."

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Ed's avatar Ed @ed3d.net
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fresh out, but I've got a G4 running Tiger and Classic is installed-- /vaporized

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Skill GAAP's avatar Skill GAAP @tomatoburger.bsky.social
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Anne Kirn's avatar Anne Kirn @houseofdarkly.bsky.social
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Dammit, I knew I should've kept mine (it never did burst into flames, but I did worry about it)

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crucialwax's avatar crucialwax @crucialwax.com
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It’s in my basement.

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