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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi

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Oh wow, think of how much faster the systems running on these will be able to make up completely fact-independent bullshit! www.pcgamer.com/nvidia-predi...

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Keebler Youngblood's avatar Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social
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I predict (thing that relies on my business) will be 100 times better in (random) timeframe!

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El Gato Astronomico's avatar El Gato Astronomico @astrocat.bsky.social
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'Nvidia predicts 70,000% increase in demand for the products they manufacture' "This is very good for me" says Nvidia CEO who has cashed out and become the first trillionaire based on dodgy financial tricks that allow him to sell stock based on predicted future earnings

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DWGreen's avatar DWGreen @dwgreen.bsky.social
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TheTrue Wise Gamer's avatar TheTrue Wise Gamer @thetruewisegamer.bsky.social
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Finally a new way to hide my “epic” skills behind imaginary frame lag

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CodeMaxX's avatar CodeMaxX @methodnull.bsky.social
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Ross A. Lincoln's avatar Ross A. Lincoln @rossalincoln.bsky.social
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Exclusive photo from nvidia's last shareholder meeting

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Ehusman's avatar Ehusman @ehusman.bsky.social
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New Trump cabinet member just dropped

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That headline needs to say “imagines” instead of “predicts.” Everything he talks about is optimistic fiction. It could happen, but it also could not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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ArcPyre's avatar ArcPyre @arcpyre.bsky.social
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Average adult runs on 100 Watts daily - brain consumes 20% of that, which means the brain runs on about 20 W. For comparison's sake, that's about 10% to 25% of the power it takes to run a 100-watt light bulb. In 2020 a robot hand using OpenAI solved a rubik's cube. It took about 2.8 gigwatts-hours.

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hyperewok1's avatar hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social
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Local Shovel Maker Predicts One Million Times More Gold in California

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James Aylett's avatar James Aylett @james.tartarus.org
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What on earth is an "AI factory"? Is that a normal factory but you have to throw away 60% of the things made there and they all cost much more than they should? Or is it factories making AI? Or is it just word salad? Is Jensen Huang actually a meatpuppet for a LLM? I have *so many questions*.

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Adam Bonny's avatar Adam Bonny @bonnyag.bsky.social
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Actually, I predict it will actually be 2.374 gazillion times faster than GPT 4 within 8.7 years actually.

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Tagger's avatar Tagger @tgscenic.bsky.social
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The sooner the permanently fuck up the world the better at this point

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Robyn D's avatar Robyn D @koparafallskid.bsky.social
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Not to mention 😡😡😡😡😡

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Iain Bancarz's avatar Iain Bancarz @iainrb.bsky.social
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Awesome, we can replace stochastic parrots with stochastic parrots who've had too much coffee 😜

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