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Money is the answer for everything. -Ecclesiastes 10:19


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I say this each time my wets need dusting

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In a boy’s size XL please

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Skrrt Vonnegut's avatar Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social
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Mr Biden must step aside. Benis Pemps 2024. 100% not corrupt. Can any other candidate say the same?

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AI truly is the future. Graphic design is a an extinct profession

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No way they were blessed with the SCSI

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2005 seems like it wasn’t that long ago

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Once you get to a certain age transitions-lens bifocals don’t seem so dumb.

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Politicians and Judges be acting like we don’t know where they live.

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What I’m learning is that in 40 years we could all be president

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What if I told you that one of the other four was “drive business growth”

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This year, I kid you not, one of our 4 key goals is “accelerate key business digitization.” 80k employees are told this with a straight face.

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Yeahhhh, the ones I work for now… I’m not sure what they know. Every new “yearly goals” feels like a 30 Rock episode.

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As someone who has worked for several fortune 100’s… This is still accurate.

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Are you a Zoom doctor yet? My nephro hurts.

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Which one was it? I tapered down Effexor over nine months, then the first month off was unbearable and I felt off and cried randomly for like a year.

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Google seems a bit biased towards Chappell Roan and that’s fine

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Why do you think linemen pray so much?

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Why do you think power poles look like that? The Christians put his symbol everywhere

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Imagine if he dropped my festool track saw? I’d put him up on the pole again smdh

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I played it last week with my daughter and she was losing her mind and how boring and hard it was and I had to be like “you have no idea how much time I have spent playing this game”

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Some of these Juneteenth gifs are confusing

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Pretty sure this is a low grade chatbot

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You name two of the largest and most profitable organizations in the world as an example of DEI failure?

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You name two of the largest and most profitable organizations in the world as an example of DEI failure?

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GUESS WHO IS SENDING BACK DATA FROM ALL FOUR OF ITS OPERATIONAL SCIENCE INSTRUMENTS?? Voyager 1 we love you

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I answered once “he does coke and cheats on his wife regularly, but I don’t think he’d blow up a building if that’s what you’re asking”

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Mine gave me the exact same assignment 3 months ago and I haven’t been back since because I haven’t done it

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