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WulfHelm
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In which Gareth Southgate converts to Catholicism.....
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Bretwalda of the Angli. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
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WulfHelm
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In which Gareth Southgate converts to Catholicism.....
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WulfHelm
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BASTARD.
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WulfHelm
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Dr Who has gone woke? What has Tom Baker done now?
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WulfHelm
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I'll put you down as a maybe.
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WulfHelm
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Thoroughly enjoying the kickball.
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WulfHelm
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I'll nominate you if it helps.
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WulfHelm
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Re reading the Aquitaine Progression.
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WulfHelm
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Tonight's future presentation, subject as ever to approval by @renfrewbfc.bsky.social and @colken.bsky.social, stars a tiny bloke, a big bloke in banana footwear, a once and future Shōgun, gatling guns, some SERIOUS FUCKING PLOT HOLES, and perfect cherry blossoms.
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WulfHelm
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Nicked.
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Paul Bear 🏳️🌈
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😆 🤣 😂
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WulfHelm
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We used to have empires run by emperors. Then came kingdoms run by kings. Now we have a country, run by FUCKING GROWNUPS AT. FUCKING. LAST!
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WulfHelm
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Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Moules-frites, in a cream and white wine sauce with pancetta, mushrooms, and crusty bread. Lower tables. Dregs Vegetarian/vegan option. Bark Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
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WulfHelm
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Just discovered that Russ Abbot is neither Russian, nor an abbot. What next? Santa isn't real? Big Yella didn't go to a farm? THEY'RE BEEN LYING TO US THE WHOLE TIME!
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WulfHelm
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In times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
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WulfHelm
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Edinburgh's nice.
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WulfHelm
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WulfHelm
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Dear writer/commissioning/producer type folk. You can kill the comedic sidekick. You can kill the romantic love interest. You can kill the central character's mom/dad/favourite uncle. Shit, you can even kill the central character. But if you kill the puppy, THEN. WE. ARE. DONE.
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WulfHelm
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WulfHelm
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WulfHelm
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I love how anyone expects this account to make anything resembling sense when it's on it's second bottle of wine.
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WulfHelm
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Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda. Your Bretwalda is deeply honoured to have been considered for the role of UK Ambassador to the Kingdom of Denmark. Your Bretwalda has, respectfully, declined for personal reasons. CC @Keir_Starmer
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WulfHelm
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Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table) smoked trout, potato salad* poched egg and toast. Lower tables. Egg shell surprise. Vegetarian/vegan option. Crusts. Gluten free option. No crusts. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. * a type of fish?
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WulfHelm
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Woke.
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WulfHelm
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You're Satan! The very definition of cuntishness The Morning Star The Lord of the actual fucking Morning But here you are, on erstaz Twitter being all non confrontational. And possibly woke. Cunt.
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WulfHelm
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No. That's your Mum.
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WulfHelm
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WulfHelm
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I'm picturing it.
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WulfHelm
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WulfHelm
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Whilst being fully aware of the unhealthy and counterproductive stereotypes being invoked but yeah.....
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WulfHelm
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That's almost a challenge.
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WulfHelm
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Fried coasters and Norwegian penises. Is there anything you won't fry?
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WulfHelm
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It's not that I don't love you BlueSky people, I do, but it's all a bit Stepford Wives over here. You're all too FUCKING NICE.
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WulfHelm
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Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) fat pig chops, roast potatoes, seasonal vegetables, stuffing and a gravy thick enough to slice Lower tables. Gnawable bones Vegetarian/vegan option. Stuffing crumbs Scraps and scrapings at the leper door as ever.
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Eve Nicholls
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Hands up everyone who muttered SQUEAK in hollow tones on reading this?
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WulfHelm
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The deep breath before the plunge.
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WulfHelm
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Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Marrows.
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WulfHelm
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You've grown strange under your mountain.
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WulfHelm
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If you didn't choke up at the end....
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WulfHelm
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WulfHelm
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Your apology is accepted. Grudgingly. No.
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WulfHelm
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Movies dont make real men cry. Real men: The death of Boromir The Last Samurai 300 The Alamo Marley & Me Wayership Down Glory The Green Mile Up (opening sequence) Braveheart (closing sequence) Remember the Titans Avengers Endgame Dog Soldiers
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WulfHelm
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Tomorrow's 'Mr Pip Has Barked At' will be presented by Mr Pip. That is all.
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WulfHelm
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Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever, natch.
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WulfHelm
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Jacob Rees-Mogg being visited by the Death of Majority. Picture credit. The Death of Rats.
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WulfHelm
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Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Greek lamb with rosemary* flatbreds, salad** & dips. Lower tables. Lickable dip container lids. Vegetarian/vegan option. A lemon. * Who invited her? ** A type of fish?
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WulfHelm
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Doing a bit of consulting.
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WulfHelm
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It's in 4k.
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WulfHelm
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Important day tomorrow, audit of systems I've put in place, so, early start. Also, The Bridge at Remagen is on the tellybox. Decisions, decisions.
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WulfHelm
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Bunnyway.
Name the movie.
@colken.bsky.social is NOT allowed to play.
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WulfHelm
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Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) sossidges, eggses n chipses with a buttered slice. Lower tables. A sauce sachet of your choice*. Vegetarian vegan option. Fresh(ish) peel. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. *terms and conditions apply.
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