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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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BREAKING: in a 9-0 decision, the black-robed Supreme Injustices of Mordor have ruled that the Dark Lord has immunity for official acts undertaken while wielding the One ring to rule them all.
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Indie Book Spotlight
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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BILBO: Happy Friday! GANDALF: What do you mean? Do you wish me a happy Friday, or mean that it is a happy Friday whether I want it or not; or that you feel happy this Friday; or that it is a Friday to be happy on? BILBO: All of them at once, I suppose.
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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"to the tune of GROND" might be my favorite musical notation I've ever read hahaha
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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logging into a social media app after being gone for months:
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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me to all the books on my many bookshelves:
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else was briefly down?
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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🎶 CERVEZA CRISTAL! 🎶
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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hey, so why were you late? I was waiting— "Darkness took me" ???
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Talia Lavin
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me: look for my coming at first light of the fifth day my date: ok can you be more specific are you thinking about coffee or-- me: at dawn, look to the east
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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I made this joke on twitter in August 2023 (and variations of it with the first Dune movie back in 2021)
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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dune 2? yeah I'm into dune 2: dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you
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megan
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THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD 💘
(thank u @www.jrrjokien.com forever for this)
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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reconnecting with mutuals from the blue bird site:
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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Bluesky invites are now worth a little less than Kohl's cash but a little more than NFTs
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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wow, unfollowing now, loved his gifts of knowledge and rings to the peoples of middle-earth, was unaware he forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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Dispensing with the requirement for invites, Bluesky now only asks you to "speak friend and enter" to sign up
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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these days you can't even make one ring to rule them all anymore, because of woke
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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me (secretly a dragon): would you still love me if I was a wyrm?
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Chris Jackson
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Guess who just got back today That old gray wizard who had gone away These days he’s more white than gray But man I still think that wizard’s great They were asking if he was around Where he was how he could be found Don’t you know he was living down south Driving all the old ents crazy
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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Toyotathon was originally a pagan holiday before Big Auto changed the date of the Sale-bration to December to increase profits
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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"You know what the dwarves awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... antlers and flame"
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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Drums… drums… in the deep Pa rum pum pum pum A shadow moves in the dark Pa rum pum pum pum We cannot get out Pa rum pum pum pun They are coming Pa rum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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you can also sign up for my weekly lord of the rings newsletter to get more content like this straight to your inbox each week:
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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hahaha, I love it 😂
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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haha, you're welcome!
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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like this post enough to wear it on a T-shirt? that can be arranged:
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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Feel free to spell it however you'd like when you use it 👍
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen But they were all of them deceived for another reindeer was made
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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[youth pastor voice] are you in the top 1% of listeners to the Word of God?
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. strike swiftly and decisively while they are distracted by this other battle
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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🎵 Last Christmas I gave you my heart... 🎵 ARAGORN: and my sword LEGOLAS: and my bow GIMLI: and my AXE!
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Matt
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I feel you. I tried to very gently make my aunt a little more aware of what's going on in the world so that she doesn't fall for these crazy social media conspiracy theories, and suddenly my uncle is all up in my face like "Láthspell I name you, Ill-news; and ill news is an ill guest they say."
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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me: *walking up the driveway to my parents' house yesterday* no politics this year, josh also me after one (1) beer: WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL??
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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certain days are just like being a kid in a candy shop haha
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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I have pulled the parachute cord that was on the skydiving Christian baby and that he was probably saving until I gave in Forgive me it was so easy like candy taken from...well, a baby
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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[youth pastor voice] let me tell you about a real baby who came from heaven to earth to show the way
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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what people don't know is that the proud tradition of skydiving Christian babies began with baby Jesus himself, who skydived from heaven to earth on the very first Christmas
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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when you're an uruk-hai climbing a siege ladder at helm's deep and hear a dwarf and an elf counting at the top:
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Josh Grubbs
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It used to be that you could become the Messiah of a band of desert warriors and ride giant sandworms to overthrow the dictatorial regime oppressing you all, and then start a galaxy-wide holy war that left you supreme emperor of all humanity, but wokeness took that from us 
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Ellie and cats
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Used to be you could be so strong that no man could kill you. Feminism ruined that.
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@www.jrrjokien.com brings us his latest Tolkien/Lewis smack down.
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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used to be you could forge in secret a master Ring to control all others: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. can't anymore though, because of woke
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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Love this! Well done 👏
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)
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for your...precious...little one
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