Randall Munroe @xkcd.com

It could also be a story where the hero was sent back in time on a last-ditch mission to stop you, but the evil minions sent by Future You thwarted them, preserving your coming reign of terror

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Gilad Ben-Yossef @gby.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

I just hate when that happens.

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LaRoeBoat @johnlaroe.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

I can hardly wait for DraftKings, BET365m, FanDuel, etc. to let us wager on these alternatives!

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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

I'm really skirting the edge here but I just want to point out I didn't say important *how*

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George W Harris @bullcityfats.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

Either way, a win for Katie

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rhett underwood @canvaswolfdoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

'happy ending' is a relative concept, and i'm deeply selfish enough to prioritize whatever reality keeps me alive.

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David @daviderroll.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

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Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

Future philosophers hotly debate the Baby Mack Paradox.

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Dan Davis @bindlestaff.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

Where is Jean-Claude Van Damme when you need him?

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Captain stuffmcbluer (Angry Block Era) @stuffmcbluer.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 06:07 UTC

uhh I like that I want one of those with fries and banana milkshake thank you.

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Satadru Pramanik @satmandu.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

Pascal's wager applied to the multiverse...

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Robin Bobcat @robinbobcat.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

Plot twist, it turns out the future assassin and the future thwarter are the same person, but they are uncertain as to who is where in the timeline...

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Robin Bobcat @robinbobcat.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

Leaving this one here:

wondermark.com/c/1516/

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Steve Jeffery 🍸😷📚 @zincstoat.uk [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

This is going to be one hell of an XKCD strip ...

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

Once again, I am victorious

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