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[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika

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Frank Brinkley's avatar Frank Brinkley @ephbee.bsky.social
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If I could like this more than once I would.

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Puffin's avatar Puffin @johnhpage.bsky.social
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No avocados in hell?

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Kezz's avatar Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social
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This shows how screwed-up my brain is right now, it took me several minutes to figure out you're talking about deviled eggs. I just thought the joke was that Satan makes really good eggs in general, and I'm like, "Yeah, I could see it."

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Public Universal Ally's avatar Public Universal Ally @returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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he doesn't speak that

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Jambalaya Val's avatar Jambalaya Val @jambalayaval.bsky.social
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💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 I also like olives in mine.

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Rob Tomshany's avatar Rob Tomshany @robtomshany.bsky.social
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"I'll take some of your ham too. On multigrain bread, or wheat berry if you have it. And don't skimp on the mayo."

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Parilani 🫧's avatar Parilani 🫧 @parilani.bsky.social
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perks

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Dmitri's avatar Dmitri @momus.bsky.social
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Satan: wait just a moment, kissinger will lay you some fresh ones

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Greedo's avatar Greedo @greedo.bsky.social
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For dessert, bring me a slice of your food cake

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Torbjörn Björkman's avatar Torbjörn Björkman @torbjornbjorkman.bsky.social
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Paprika? I thought it was supposed to be cayenne.

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lanyardigan's avatar lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Satan: (stunned by your confidence) be right back with those aigs

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