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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.
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Ygrene ✔️@ygrene.bsky.social |
2587 followers 332 following 1562 posts
I want to do everything all the time
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.
3 replies 69 reposts 253 likes
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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i am going for fifty to sixty years worth
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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[first date] her: imagine dating someone for a while and then finding out they wear socks to bed me: (wears jeans to bed) ha ha yeah
1 replies 1 reposts 12 likes
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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how many mattresses are you all buying this weekend?
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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it’s not me it’s the Poster’s Madness™
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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[being bombarded on all sides by global awfulness] i’m bored
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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they have a new service down at the fireworks store where, for fifty bucks, they’ll remove one of your fingers and you don’t even need to buy any fireworks
1 replies 5 reposts 17 likes
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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prolly a lot of Boz Scaggs and Journey, huh
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maura quint
@mauraquint.bsky.social
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when I was a child, I thought smart people were in charge. when I got older, I realized you didn't have to be smart to be in charge. but the piece that was hardest to learn is that no one is really in charge at all. no one's going to fix it beyond us.
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
@ugarles.bsky.social
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the conservative theory of law in one headline
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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a fundamental of Continuous Improvement in business is that everyone’s responsible for positive change in the company- it mirrors your post and it absolutely does come down to the individual to make the decision to be the change or simply accept the outcome of change that they chose not to influence
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jon
@senderblock23.bsky.social
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Don’t do it.
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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This notice brought to you by: the slot machines
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Surprised Face Guy
@surprisedface.bsky.social
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“The hacker… is a baby?!” Baby Hacker. Coming to Theaters, Fall 2025.
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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[baby fingers deftly typing on keyboard and then hits enter] goo gah (i’m in)
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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When I die I don't want anyone to talk about what killed me. Please list all the incredibly stupid things that I survived
11 replies 96 reposts 285 likes
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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do restaurants that have gourmet burgers know how big mouths are
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: no stupid questions i said Me: *lowers hand*
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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Chemo Day #68 Gojira In Japan Air Jordan 1 Zoom CMFT 2
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
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round earther
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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by a ruling of 6-3
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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*handing my wife me for her therapy appointment*
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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this is the situation inside the fan when the chain gets pulled
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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My favorite conspiracy theory is that the number of pulls on the chain to turn off a fan changes every time
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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this is what she said after the kick
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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it was such a hard kick a hotdog flew out of my tummy and mouth and she scissor kicked it in mid air! !!
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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i asked my nutritionist if it would be ok to eat one (1) hotdog this weekend and she scissor kicked me
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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i responded, please respond
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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
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I am in therapy (the car wash)
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ceej
@ceej.online
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they just added a new deadly sin called “shumping”
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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makes me mad when they launch a whole new sin like this, knowing full well some of the other sins badly need os updates
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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as i understand it, he was also the inspiration for the Twister series of films
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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i responded, please respond
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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i can stop pure evil with my mind and recurring $50 weekly donations
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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i’m hearing it on the streets more and more
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Dixon Ticonderoga
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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all kidding aside......what the hell?
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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(Kermit) why are there so many Shows about murder
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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Julianna you friggin nailed this
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!
98 replies 1024 reposts 6181 likes
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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[guy yelling hell yeah voice] hell yeah
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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the chalk makes them do it
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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If I lived in a yellow submarine with all my friends, I would keep that info to myself
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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does anyone have a extra canada invite code
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scott⚡️mccloud
@scottmccloud.bsky.social
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Over the weekend, I found a tiny pink plastic shoe on the ground near my office. I placed it at eye level, on a wooden post, by the stairs. This morning, on that same post, was this picture.
64 replies 565 reposts 4209 likes
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Will Weldon
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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honestly, if i were president i’d be parking anywhere i want now- right next to the Target ball, up on the Starbucks sidewalk, and frankly i’m driving directly INSIDE Costco and just using my trunk as the cart
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
@probgobl.in
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They have developed a Clippy III but calculate there is not enough human flesh to keep it docile for more than six months.
1 replies 6 reposts 23 likes