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Yoni Brande

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astrologer, world class barista, and professional chef


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got heavily inebriated a block party and won a game of cornhole with the boys. summer is so back

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what if after observing I had a little caprese salad for lunch with campari tomatoes and stracciatella and farmers market basil and olive oil and balsamic vinegar in a blate that I made myself what then

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you can just make a big deli sandwich with toasted ciabatta, lettuce, tomato, red wine vin, oil, TJs sofritto seasoning, smoked tofurkey (mid), field roast pepperoni (great), pepper jack, and provolone for dinner. it's not illegal

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bubny

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saw some aurorae for the first time in my life last night despite having been to alaska before

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intruding on his bath time

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once again trying to maintain my sanity by making pots. still waiting on two pieces

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gn lola

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I met a doggy

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gonna go read this masterpiece before my pottery class downtown tonight

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there we go

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yeah okay

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cooked a lot today. syrian style haroset, rendered a lot of schmaltz and gribenes to go into chopped liver. bunch of beet pickled eggs (no pictures until they're done staining)

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happy sunday anna!

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further opinions have probably vindicated Mark's red tailed ID

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I'm still not sure! I don't have an app I just googled "Kansas raptors" and asked one of the profs lmao

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I think he's a ferruginous hawk actually, he was pretty big

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short kings: be advised

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please direct all creative praise to ham el-waylly (Divya it truly is so good): cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1024...

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za'atar and labaneh spaghetti

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shaved ice guy came by too

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had a big event on monday

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its how I know what to do for my professional chef-ing

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lao gan ma and soy chorizo pasta

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I have been irrigating my sinuses constantly

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the difference in test saturation since the paxlovid kicked in has been astonishing lmao

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i have been stricken with the novel coronavirus

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chili time

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that'd be a good House plot

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I subbed in for lecture today

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As part of @astrobites.bsky.social's partnership with APS and PRJ, I wrote about climate modeling of Hot Jupiters and how we could distinguish between different planetary heating scenarios with high-precision space telescopes!

astrobites.org/2024/02/07/r...

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you look very nice anna

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u know what time it is (çılbır time)

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tarik come save me my power steering pump is fucked

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tiny heart

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sorry I'll do better next time

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how do u feel that the most famous MSU alum besides u is a depressed and exhausted man

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me rn

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oh no, it's 1-indexed???

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fortran code working, how did you people do this for so long

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our modeling says clouds, everyone else says hazes, I think they should give us three thousand hours of JWST time to put this question to bed once and for all

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Paper's finally accepted and published! Final results available open-access at ApJL: iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3...

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staying warm

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call me christopher robin bc I owned you with this one

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I didn't even want to look at prices lmao

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even moreso than the five guys on the hauptstrasse, the funniest thing I saw in heidelberg was the american snack store that had a bunch of knock-off snacks

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