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Kathleen "zaftikat" Zaftikat

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Toronto's foremost authority on watching movies without sound \ Writer \ Podcaster @ Danger Square Productions \ ⭐girl \ 30+ she/her \ the kind of transsexual your parents are afraid you might be \ Assigned New Jersey at Birth


Kathleen "zaftikat" Zaftikat's avatar Kathleen "zaftikat" Zaftikat @zaftikat.bsky.social
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on my way to steal your girl (cw amphibian)

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where are my Nasikabatrachus sahyadrensis girls at?

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it genuinely is. getting to go full pet will change you.

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it's so strange to feel so perfectly complete for such a finite time, and then have to go back to this mundane emptiness.

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I don't think it would fix me, but it would go a long way

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i need someone to get me so fucking high and drop me into a trance that makes me not human anymore.

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the meltdown is winning

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the one week that I'm in a shared workspace and I'm fighting for my fucking life against a meltdown

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yet more transphobia from the failing New York Times.

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happy birthday! let me know if 33 sucks over the next two days so I can skip it if need be

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that's why I love the NHL, that league has an absurd about of twins

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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I grew up IN THE 90s. We didn't have "Xbox" or "iPhones". I drank FROM THE HOSE. My body FILLED UP WITH WATER. I inflated LIKE A GIANT BALLOON. My family BEGGED ME TO STOP. I flew off into the air SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE. It was ON THE NEWS. God won't LET ME INTO HEAVEN NOW. Can I get a HECK YEAH?

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thankies :3 :3 :3

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this is explicitly a Cats joke.

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Disaster Lesbians Lore Dump #1: All human magic uses earth's natural stores of magical energy, called the Heaviside Layer Listen to DLG2TA on the Chicks with Dice feed.

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twitchpilled puppygirl who calls things pawggers

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white woman jumpscare

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catgirl grizabella

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this looks cute and I would simply choose to have fun there instead of worrying about being stuck ☺️

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I went through similar but in reverse. I haven't been in the states since 2022. it sucks so bad when you have people you want to see

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you're never gonna believe this. some fuckin guy threw his hat in the ring, so now I've got a free hat.

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mommy needs you to do something while she's out getting princess dinner. I know you want to play nintendo, but I need you to listen. do the dishes while im out, but no water on the cast iron, OK? can you repeat that back to me? eyes front, please, princess. EYES FUCKING FRONT. NO WATER ON CAST IRON.

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♡FLO/RET♡ knuckle tattoos

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noooooo!!!!!

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if you're not reading Dog of War by Mindcrank what are you doing?

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thinking about Princess Verdun and aspiring to be that much of a sub.

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Mojo Nixon did a completely bizarre cover of Girlfriend In a Coma that haunts me to this day (affectionate)

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woman goes to doctor. says she's depressed. says life seems harsh and cruel. doctor says "treatment is simple, the cutest dog pupliacci is in town tonight. go give her some scruffles and headpats, that'll pick you up." woman bursts into tears. "but doctor"

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My name is Zaftikat. I'm your bottomiest mutual's bottomiest mutual. I am your dream sub's dream sub, and I'm gonna serve exactly what you are, cringe.

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I have to be the hottest transsexual in the office, even when we're at the satellite location.

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quadrant 1 girlies do it scared but they're serving while they do.

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for the record, these are the qualities that are associated with each of those axes melissa: not knowing youre trans before you transition extreme mental health problems before transition being a fucking idiot being poly (1/4)

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if there's space for a third, i know a few places with decently clean bathroom floors to kneel on

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this post is certified safe for puppies.

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thinking about going for a w*lk now that i've had f**d. Anyone know any good p*rks?

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i lost my keys inside my purse (which has only one compartment). i really have to stop listening to bimbo hypno files.

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sativa is kiki weed . indica is bouba

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I'm actually very annoyed about this movie now that i've had time to sit with it. It is mostly redeemed by Maxine's cunty and impractical stilettos.

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there was some pretty decent blood, tho. real moral is that Hollywood needs to stop making movies about Hollywood.

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it was really brave of ti west to make a movie that talks about 'the importance of making a movie that says something' and then have that movie say nothing.

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my cat is giving me extreme side eye because i started barking at him.

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Canada putting another country’s leaders on their money is a supremely cucked move tbh, like why not do the characters from ReBoot, the charter’s only a couple years older than that show

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i want to disagree, but i really can't. i know i'm an outlier in that i both write and play them, but like the play part only happens because i make a concerted effort to feature indie/small designers on the Actual Play i make.

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those are rave reviews. God damn.

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transmisogyny tbh

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happend to me on tumblr this week. with a sfw pic too

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