Zevon Price

@zevonprice.bsky.social

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An author of horror and mystery who has, strangely, only published children's stories. Will scare and delight you, and maybe even gross you out a little.

Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

It is a boob-sweat hell here

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

Eastern Kentucky says hi.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

It’s that kinda day.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

I feel like a failure in so many aspects of my life most days, but I can still parallel park like a boss and no one can take that away from me.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

A girl breaks up with a guy in the seventh grade and the guy makes it their entire personality for the rest of their life.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

I still remember the episode about baked Alaska.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Those colors are unbelievable!

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

I love how everyone is all “welp, the 4th is over it’s Spoopy Time!” As if summer didn’t literally just start less than two weeks ago, lol. I mean, I get it. I hate this godforsaken hell season too.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

I’ve had 4 and I’ve named them Fuckers 1-4. My latest is a Canon printer but it’s Fucker 5 just on principle because it is a printer after all.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

These colors are so soft I love them!

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Its amazing how ubiquitous the hatred for HP products are.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

I saw HP and in my cold medicine befuddled brain I thought Hewlett Packard and yeah, totally I hate Hewlett Packard products I get it but I couldn’t parse what was being said. Then I got it. But the world I lived in there for a moment was nice.

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Iain Coleman @iaincoleman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

The best thing about British democracy is when the actual head of government has to stand in a leisure centre at 5 am beside a guy with a bin on his head to find out if he still has a job.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:39 UTC

I took speed back when they called it diet pills but I can’t really recommend it.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

Without downloading new pics, what it’s like dating me:

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

I have those plates!

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

Hell for Certain Creek.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

Living with me is occasionally getting notes like this at 6am. Ignore the shitty penmanship it was way too fucking early and I couldn’t find my glasses.

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Xavier @xavierck.com
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

You cannot convince me this isn’t the screen grab of a shitty PC game from 2003 that hasn’t fully rendered yet.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

It’s currently digging turnips in hell.

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mystrangebones @mystrangebones.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

It absolutely is. Dudes, it's okay to have a crush on David Tennant. We all do. You don't have to invent a new brand of guy about it 😂

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

Yo ho ho, I guess.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 11:53 UTC

Ahhh yes, the “Fuck It” response.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

*let them fight.gif*

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

Good god, Helen Keller could hear that dog whistle.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

4 benadryl into this godforsaken day, yet I persevere.

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Stephen Blackmoore @sblackmoore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Leo: Today you will explore a shadowy cabin in the woods with a group of wayward teens. Bad news: Yes, there's a murderer. Good news: It's you.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Did some old fashioned print out the pages red pen editing last night. Annoying Orange also picked last night to have a pee accident on said printed pages.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild today. The nerdpanzer is such a dorkmobile, it really does look like a polygon model of a car that hasn't fully rendered yet in a game from 2003.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

I am terribly nearsighted, and sometimes I like to sit in the backyard without my glasses and just look at the blur of the colors of things and not just the things themselves.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

A day or two past its prime, but still lovely.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Sitting in the backyard swing being ignored by Tiny Velociraptor Puppy, who I came outside to spend some quality time with, but nevertheless enjoying the cool evening while I wait for the whippoorwill to arrive.

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

📸Ben Slyngstad

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

I am currently in perimenopause. I can either run my air conditioner or I can burn things to the ground. I'm happy either way.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

They are not going to be happy until we start burning shit and flipping cars again, are they?

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

Sad how that is the best case scenario here.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

Album cover for The Wedgies

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

Guess who is allergic to making resin crafts.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

Making resin crafts today and I have already exploded one container of glitter and glued my hand to the table.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

Oh my god my dad does shit like this. Extends so much grace to other people about their possible motives, but crushes down on me over everything.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

That face is gorgeous!

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

I think I just need to accept the fact that I am in brain burnout. I just can’t seem to get enough rest to do more than basic functions and my creativity is flatlined to nonexistence. After the last 3 years I am just exhausted.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

Sat down to watch a movie tonight and two minutes in chaos erupted and I ended up missing over an hour of it because of my stupid neighbors and various other bullshit. I just wanted to do one thing today and that was watch a Vincent Price movie. Why can’t the Universe let me be happy?

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

Awww. I was hoping for real piranhas. But thank you!

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Tell me more about this “piranha solution.” I have neighbors who are being quite the nuisance lately.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

I love him.

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

Editing and listening to 90s country music and bawling my eyes out because my God didn't we believe in things back then.

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Shimaira ⛥ @shimaira.com
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

Got a front row ticket to see Sturgill Simpson in September! It's the first concert I've gone to in years and I absolutely cannot wait!

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