A conversation on our Discord has prompted me to say again: remember, y'all, what really sells books is not the author talking about their work, but *readers* talking about it. Word of mouth drives far more sales than advertising or any other engine. So if you loved a book, tell your friends!
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Strange quirk of history that the Court has effectively gutted Nixon's environmental legacy by kneecapping the EPA but just wrote this line into law
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Pisces: Today you will finally give in to your secret passions and desires and order a sardine and pineapple pizza with extra sauce and no cheese.
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Aquarius: Today you strap yourself into your experimental rocket for its first test flight. They don't call 'em the Darwin Awards for nothin'.
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Capricorn: You will be found guilty of treason when the prosecution brings out several Kit Kat candy bars that you ate from the side instead of breaking off each one. Barbarian.
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Sagittarius: You will break hearts wherever you go, until police connect you to the plague of myocardial infarctions sweeping the city.
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Scorpio: Your evil twin who has replaced you will come begging you to take your identity back. They can't stand being you any longer.
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Libra: Look, I'll go over it again. When you die, you stay dead. That's... that's just how it works. Now get back in your hole.
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Virgo: You will be forced to fight in the arena today where your quick wits and sharp tongue will prove to be no match for the Roman gladius.
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Leo: Aren't you supposed to be in a Thai prison for smuggling 15 kilos of black tar heroin in your colon? OH. No, that's next week. My bad.
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Cancer: In celebration of your birth the universe will continue to defy your commands and refuse to give in to your backstabbing, manipulative ways.
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Gemini: On the good news side of things, at least you won't need to worry very long about your parachute not opening.
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Taurus: The Shadow Council is watching you, ready to spring into action and send their Agents of Night after you at a moment's notice. Quick! There's no time to lose! Thwart their plans with 900 mg of Clozapine!
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Aries: You will attempt to create a cult of personality today. Unfortunately, none of your personalities can agree on which one should be the cult leader.
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Yeah, a shitty day for court decisions. But remember, he's still a convicted felon.
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See, this is the bit that gives me at least a small glimmer of hope around this whole festering shitshow. The President is granted immunity for "official" acts.
The lower courts will decide whether what he's done is official or unofficial.
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Now that it’s legal when does Biden send the assassination squad into Mar-A-Lago?
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I'm listening to a live where two lawyers are like "this opinion beats around the bush so much I feel stupid because I can't understand what they're trying to get at here"
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Yeah, kinda saw this one coming.
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Oh, it was definitely a scam.
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