Ashley Fairbanks's avatar

Ashley Fairbanks

@ziibiing.com

Buying a thin blue line punisher skull magnet for our car to try to get us safe passage out of Texas if shit hits the fan.

19 replies 26 reposts 378 likes


's avatar @bluerabbit777.bsky.social
[ View ]

Honestly when we left Texas 2 yrs ago I considered it an escape. Not kidding.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Cathy W's avatar Cathy W @cathyw.bsky.social
[ View ]

don't forget a current Fraternal Order of Police donation sticker.

0 replies 0 reposts 15 likes


Bruno J. Navarro's avatar Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social
[ View ]

terrifying — and a practical idea

0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes


A. Rivera 's avatar A. Rivera @bloodravenlib.bsky.social
[ View ]

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


oda's avatar oda @freenudecelebs.bsky.social
[ View ]

put something zany on there, like, "if you pull me over i'll kill myself"

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


's avatar @tom4okstate.bsky.social
[ View ]

There's this organization that gives money to the highway patrol in my state. Every so often you'll see the stickers that say "trooper booster". And that's literally just a license to be able to get away with speeding.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Very Ryan 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Very Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @pyry.lutefisk.online
[ View ]

the way i would be butching myself up and learning the most masc texan accent possible

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Raoul Guapo 's avatar Raoul Guapo @raoulguapo.bsky.social
[ View ]

I had a friend move from East to West Coast and she drove cross country. I got her one of those fish magnets and and American flag stickers for her car. Just in case. Because the Midwest 😬

1 replies 0 reposts 13 likes


whitney pastorek's avatar whitney pastorek @whittlz.bsky.social
[ View ]

I have one of these. From a distance, it passes. www.etsy.com/listing/1272...

2 replies 0 reposts 8 likes


Big Grouchy's avatar Big Grouchy @trtirey.bsky.social
[ View ]

There used to be an absolutely dead-eyed emoji; not sure what happened to it , but I wish it was still around.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Mike Martin's avatar Mike Martin @realmpmartin.bsky.social
[ View ]

Jesus, I wish this were just a joke. 😞

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Jennifer Sarah Blakeslee's avatar Jennifer Sarah Blakeslee @jenniferblakeslee.bsky.social
[ View ]

Also I’m terrified for all my friends in Texas, especially LGBTQIA+ and BIPOC.

1 replies 0 reposts 8 likes


Jennifer Sarah Blakeslee's avatar Jennifer Sarah Blakeslee @jenniferblakeslee.bsky.social
[ View ]

This is actually a good idea. Like pretending to be zombies. Off to the Winchester we go!

0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes


JThomasAlbert's avatar JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social
[ View ]

Make sure the flag stripes are long gun silhouettes.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Intellectual Explorer 's avatar Intellectual Explorer @driftingthrough.bsky.social
[ View ]

Leave now.

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


ŠequencedLife's avatar ŠequencedLife @sequencedlife.bsky.social
[ View ]

Really sucks that I didn’t even consider this could be parody

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


rmacdca's avatar rmacdca @rmacdca.bsky.social
[ View ]

Was gonna drive our CA plated SUV with SF Giants decals through Nevada to Eagle Idaho for a wedding this August and opted to fly there instead.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


DoodswithToods's avatar DoodswithToods @kempertainment.bsky.social
[ View ]

Jahspeed

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


✨krill friendship dave✨'s avatar ✨krill friendship dave✨ @friendshipdave.wtf
[ View ]

“hide amongst them, use their symbols against them” -sun tzu maybe i might also suggest 4 police worker costumes and a big bucket of paint to paint a comedic tunnel for other drivers to drive into lol

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes