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Inspector Ratchet@1nspectratchet.bsky.social |
My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇
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Michael Erard
@michaelerard.bsky.social
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BEEF hotdogs
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The Spy who loves you
@spyversuslies.bsky.social
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Oh, I left some arm floaties just in case he sprung a leak. I got the dinosaur ones just to let him know dinosaurs had their Jesus, too.
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Eddie…
@earthisbeautiful.bsky.social
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😆🤣😆
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vibeulator
@vibeulator.bsky.social
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He just couldn't help himself
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Raoul Guapo
@raoulguapo.bsky.social
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T.C. Aurelius
@aurelius.quest
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Wait. I thought they were for George Washington? Was that just my family?
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Broken Zero
@brokenzero.bsky.social
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Hey, only kosher hotdogs.
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cdubb
@ckysophie.bsky.social
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He probably likes ketchup on Them, doesn’t he? 🤮
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JThomasAlbert
@jthomasalbert.bsky.social
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Is that what that possum's name is?
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Red Peppers, Cocaine, and Milk
@johnacecil.bsky.social
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Do not, however, leave any dogs at all for RFK Jr, though. (i am going to drive this basic joke until the wheels fall off, likely later this week)
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Richard S. Westmoreland ⚙️
@rswestmore.land
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Jason Jong
@plesiomorphy.bsky.social
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They’ll call the police for that here (this is an entry in the Marblehead, MA police log)
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@stevehartzler.bsky.social
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Screw that guy. He can get his own.
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Doug Moffett
@liberallibra.bsky.social
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Just make sure they are NATHANS or HEBREW NATIONAL.... let's keep Kosher ....
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Supine Jennings
@supinejennings.bsky.social
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Keep Christ in Christmas-in-July.
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN 🎶🇺🇲 WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M [redacted]
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