Cooper

@aacooper.bsky.social

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I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.

Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:33 UTC

They claim that the name "Gilbert Baker" is copyrighted material? That's the hackiest bullshit. @kenwhite.bsky.social

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

This but unironically

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

Not only did they make these skirts themselves, they are otherwise complete style icons.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

Star Shrek Into Darkness

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

Man that is one disastrous spoonerism.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

That's rather petty of you.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:54 UTC

Oh yes. This is tasty.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

Oooh what is it?

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Star Wars: Postmen of the Old Republic

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

This whole thing is like the Marvel crossover version of Anglo-American political history. Some executive decided to throw Roger Taney, Charles I, Stephen Douglas, James Buchanan, and LBJ into a shaker, toss some robber barons in, and serve in a chilled Chamberlain. Garnish with bond villains.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

If they're looking for a historical analogy to describe the current moment, Roger Taney is *right* there.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

They don't mean unpleasant for the victim. They mean unpleasant for them that they will have to be the ones doing it.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

I think it's just that his spirals over these ideas are rather more. . . one-handed.

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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:32 UTC

NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW NO, ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

😲😬

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:52 UTC

*I Ugh.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

This isn't even George III shit. This is Charles II.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

Mine is basically stealth-eliminating it.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Why did you pollute my brain this way

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

I mean, yes. Christie is a corrupt, venal little man.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

Nobody outside NYC metro ever gave a shit about bridgegate

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Nobody tell Alex Jones

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

Just go Full Amazon

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

very angry to see Jamelle Bouie so regularly speaking sense. Very rude of him to keep writing and saying things that are just objectively correct

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

I'm still calling them Armored Dildos. #comeandtakeit

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

The real quantum entanglement is the overstrikes we made along the way.

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

anyway, in conclusion, america, you in danger, girl

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

Like, compare the First Amendment and the First Commandment.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

I read this as "cow" and honestly it didn't detract.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

That's Frankish for "Pete the Hammer".

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:05 UTC

Wow, I bet you feel 20 pounds lighter now!

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

What's fucked up is I nearly got booted out of MARCHING BAND in high school for this same shit. #texas

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

High school sports in Texas are governed by the weirdly named University Interscholastic League, which requires. . . water breaks every 45 minutes for outdoor practices. And has since at least the late 90s when I was in high school.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:30 UTC

Me trying to figure out how they think that counts as "flat".

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Just depends on the tire and the surface. But underinflated tires feel less controlled to me.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

What's your tire pressure like?

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

Realizing Innovative, Sustainable Quality in Undergraduate Éducation

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

My sole contribution (which I have to believe was critical to getting it funded) on one grant was coming up with the acronym MAP:TICS for it.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

One property such a section has is that its derivative is essentially u, since we're differentiating the map M -> Mu with respect to M. And u is constant. That's something.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

Lord, it's true.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

I'd call it "ev_u" or "tautological section determined by u".

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

I did misread the question, but I assumed the vector u was independent of M. Hence, constant

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

It's been 38-40 here for like three weeks, and I have my kids. I've been eating so much just so it doesn't go to waste. And it's been going to waist.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

Not the point, but both the lizards and the peacocks are relatively recent invasive species.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Hey, Sammie. Got one for you.

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 11:46 UTC

"Constant"?

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Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Have you tried turning it off and then just not turning it on again?

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