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Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/them (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, the band Ghost. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies

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Probably slightly less because a couple always get fucked up but you know

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Tomorrow I’m going to make 2 dozen eggs into 4 dozen deviled eggs

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The ranger player got it out eventually and received inspiration for doing so well at animal handling

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We have determined that it was a house finch

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If we were at our house that bird would not have made it out

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Bird is out after having been removed once and flew back in

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D&d has paused because a real bird has flown in the real house

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King Rufus summoned two mastiffs from his robe of useful objects but has no animal handling so they’re just wandering around the disgusting inn and not attacking the slaads

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Should be “would, not a question” that makes more sense

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When someone is trying to make a joke about the time Charlie Kelly threw up in a limousine except that’s happened more than once

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We just made a hell of an entrance (crashed outside the disgusting inn where everyone else is fighting and throwing up)

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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

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If you see this, post a bird I hope this counts (drawn from the raven skeleton at NMNH)

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I love this movie so much and someone making it truly loved it too

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King Rufus has not read past the second sentence

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I found this last night while looking for something else and I want to confirm that there is indeed at least one dick. Most of the other adult coloring books I’ve seen have not been very adult

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Had 8am telehealth psych appointment and they’ve redone patient forms and I’m filling them out, and I know the adderall has not kicked in yet because I picked up my phone to confirm Bex’s number for emergency contact and I’m posting instead

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Ahh that is amazing!! The best I’ve got is that it’s currently the crown jewel of my vhs collection

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I just love his camera tricks, they’re so distinct and so fun

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Oh I am a huge Phantom of the Paradise dork, a local theater did a shadowcast earlier this year and it was amazing

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It is not my favorite De Palma but it might be the actual best De Palma

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I vaguely remember it (I was 5 when it happened so probably more memories of stories after) and completely forgot it existed until the movie Us reminded me of it

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In the vein of another movie themed around the holiday that I have actually seen approximately 200 times: cutting open that first shark evoked Brent Spiner saying “this is the really icky part” 😂

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I recommend stealing and stealing from the best when making movies (I learned this from Brian De Palma)

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The Salmon of Knowledge was high on my consideration list

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I figured it out!! It would be the neon lightning bolt that electrocutes Beef in Phantom of the Paradise

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I still haven’t seen that one and I really need to. That also feels like expansion inspiration though

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Thank you all for joining me for my screaming first watch of Jaws

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Has there ever been a “he died how he lived” more than this movie

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They really straight up stole this in Godzilla Minus One!! Good for them!!!

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spy vs spy redux (2023)

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Poltergeist, that’s a good one. There’s a lot of the DNA of Jurassic Park here (pun intended) but I don’t know that it hits horror beats like this one

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You can make a movie that’s just three guys on a boat

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Oh my god!!! Why hasn’t Spielberg made more horror movies

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More movies need to learn from Jaws that you can just exposition the origin story if it’s good enough. It doesn’t need another movie

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I’m still thinking about mine. Bex picked a light bike from Tron

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This scene where they’re comparing shark scars? Gay

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