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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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No blisters but bruised arches if not broken in slowly. Painful.
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Headache.
Marketing admin for River Side Casino: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xmlxuck3ds7hbgl37iuut3kr/feed/aaafaaongqdyc
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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No blisters but bruised arches if not broken in slowly. Painful.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Had them 10-15 years ago. Once feet are adjusted to them, they are great. No more than 20 minutes walking in them per day the first 3-4 days.
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Pitchforks?
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I’m sorry driving a Jeep™️ is 97% of your personality.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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This feels like a trap.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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I’ll sign up for Hell right now if I get the job of torturing the person who wrote the Jardiance jingle.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Glad to be here.
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bee lake
@leemanish.bsky.social
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a woman knocked on my door and said that this was the house she grew up in - and asked if she could come in and look around? She seemed sweet, so I said sure - but now she's been in the bathroom for like 30 minutes?
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The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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i’ll either feed you from my mouth like a baby bird or cut your safety cord. you decide
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Hey, I just found a great source of unconditional love: The Internet.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Whenever I hear someone say “Vengeance is mine” I think “How selfish. Vengeance belongs to all of us.”
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rose
@lightblanket.bsky.social
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Specifying that i want sauce wiped on my pasta
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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"[Godzilla noise]" - Godzilla
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Gretchen von Tongeln
@metalligretch.bsky.social
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Only assassins can pull off cheek implants.
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River Side Casino
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Please do not give ghostly hitchhiker "Weeping Molly" a ride to our casino.
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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
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I highly recommend setting up a Google Alert for your own name so you can see what you are up to in alternate universes and timelines
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Lostcatdog
@lostcatdog.bsky.social
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*prone on the couch for so long my eye starts migrating to the other side of my head like a flounder* oh what now
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Drank a Monster and now feel like a (you guessed it) Special Child of God
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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If you say Bloody Mary 3 times fast in the bathroom mirror, cans of V-8 will fall from the ceiling.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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Inventing a generator that runs on corn dogs and corn dog-precursors
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Chris Steller
@chrissteller.bsky.social
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I want to move somewhere with low humidity where no one likes ranch dressing.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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If God loves us, why is there tuna casserole?
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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raccoons will get in your trash when you leave it out for pickup and display all your dirty secrets to the neighborhood
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Did any of the contestants get it?
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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If Jesus wore a man bun there would be no Christianity
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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I am often curious about curiosities
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alygory
@alygory.bsky.social
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My wife and I are the meme in bed where she’s wondering what’s keeping me up. I am wondering if Scott Aukerman’s career has resulted in more good than evil for the world.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Kinda sucks that society squandered the phrase "funky bunch" so irresponsibly
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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They aren't prison tattoos. I actually got these bad boys at a Facts Of Life fan convention.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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On average, 5500 of your social media posts equals one 300-page novel. So that's a positive?
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River Side Casino
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Ask your VIP host to take you to see the polished skulls.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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If you were in a band in the 90s and didn’t date Winona Ryder for at least 3 days, your band was even worse than Soul Asylum.
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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my quick reflexes come from maintaining the volume control during an action movie
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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I don't like to stink up the house so I'll use the car's seat warmers to grill fish.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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pharmacist: can you spell out the name of the prescription you want refilled please? me: absolutely, it’s C-H-E-E-T-O-S
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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"Friends with benefits," but the "benefit" is that we're not friends.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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My grandma is upset with me because I’m not tech savvy.
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Jeff
@usedwigs.bsky.social
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Leave him alone, you get very emotional during a big race, I once stopped to buy a root beer float during a marathon
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Are You There, God? It's Me, David Mamet.
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jon
@senderblock23.bsky.social
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Don’t do it.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Requiem For A Dream… On Ice
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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It's funny in Return Of The Jedi when the gang tricks the Ewoks with a false golden god so that many will die in a war that doesn't involve them.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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At least it has a WiFi hotspot.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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I almost posted to the wrong account, like some kind of congressperson.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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I always feel weird at the end of a fiction reading when I stuff dollar bills in the writer's sweater vest.
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Being born on the Fourth of July doesn’t make you a Yankee Doodle Dandy. You gotta earn that shit.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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@Mojavefonebooth also had a great one that seems to have disappeared but I'll never forget it: "Anyone else notice how many oddly spectacular aerial shots there are on Clark Kent's Flickr account?"
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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I got an MBA from Jerk College which, long story short...
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Should my novel get bangs?
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