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Rory Blank (on vacation)

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I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time

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07/05/2024

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In case they need to arrest a pile of dirt

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I am so mad right now.

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You don’t buy these things because you have an actual need of a truck, you buy them because you’re a suburban coward who wants to larp as a cowboy.

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My girlfriend moves a lot of lumber in her ford focus station wagon

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And selling them to people oblivious to the function of trucks

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I just saw a guy driving a big truck like a ford F150 with a bunch of lumber stuck through the window of the second row of the cabin, like in one side out the other, presumably because it was too long to go in the very short bed. Congrats on designing trucks that defeat the purpose of trucks.

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don't

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07/05/2024

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It's somehow worse.

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grey spy retired to the bahamas where nobody bothers her

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That's my favorite thing about it

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As well as also, there being something innately sad about a guy putting his old uniform back on to go out for one last job.

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In hindsight, I wish instead of having the black spy be clearly legibly the black spy, it would have been more poignant to have him in a hospital gown so you couldn't even tell who was on which side, but I feel like it was necessary for legibility to have one in their normal costume.

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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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still the absolute boy

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happy july 4th

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I wrote this comic on the fourth of july a few years ago so I think I'm going to keep reposting it on the fourth of july

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spy vs spy redux (2023)

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Yeah the last time I used Google lens it told me that a kit kat was “child” flavored

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I'm sorry, I know that this is an extremely mundane request for someone who went to the trouble of learning a second (or third or fourth) language, but I bought some shirts from a Japanese company, would anyone be willing to translate/summarize the care instructions for me?

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Trying to line up the weird jump to get into an out of bounds area to make the demon of hatred fall off a cliff is more difficult and tedious than beating him fair and square

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I did this because I had heard the reputation the studio's games have for difficulty and was trying to do anything I could to get an edge, and the end result was making the game significantly more difficult for myself than if I'd just listened to what the game itself was trying to tell me.

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The end result being that I managed to get pretty far into the game without really fully understanding the combat or having a real sense of the rhythm of the game, because I wasn't actually engaging with what the game wanted me to do and trying to go around it instead. Then I was in trouble.

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My first playthrough was my first direct experience with any FromSoftware game other than people handing me their controller to watch me fail at playing Dark Souls. I attribute my difficulty with it to the fact that during that first playthrough, I was relying heavily on "cheese" guides.

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I think Sekiro is probably my favorite of Hidetaka Miyazaki's games. I've played through it twice and the first time I had no idea what I was doing and sucked shit at it and was miserable. I started over and paid more attention to the tutorials until it clicked and once it clicks it's exhilarating

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nobody pointed out all day yesterday that this was misdated

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An ancient classic

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going to the san antonio riverwalk to point at things and say "that was in cloak and dagger" until my girlfriend tells me to shut up

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I wonder if it would help my career as a cartoonist if I started emphasizing that I have never been convicted of any felonies, but I can’t make the same guarantee about any other cartoonists. I mean none of the other guys have said they haven’t so as far as I know I’m the only one.

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I just watched a heron absolutely house a crawfish out of the ditch near my house

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the word "four" was closely followed with "at best", and then by a worst case scenario.

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i am being censored for speaking the truth

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I can heal america with this image

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she's not into that shit anymore either, she went to medical school in her 40s

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don't tell me, i don't care, i take normal medicine now

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my mom used to be really into alternative medicine and I subsequently took probably hundreds or thousands of doses of echinacea and arnica as a kid and for the life of me I could not possibly tell you what those things are or what they're supposed to do

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i think if i look in my heart the answer has to be beau is afraid

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I think the only way to set this right is to swap Biden out for Dean.

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man remember when yelling "hyaawwwgh" was enough to disqualify you from being president

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