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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.@abbycohenwl.bsky.social |
Are you there God? What the fuck, man?
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karasocial relationship 💜
@deadontheoutside.bsky.social
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"heaven is experiencing a higher than usual call volume but your prayer is important to us. please stay on the line for the next available word of god."
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Melissa Taylor
@melissamctastic.bsky.social
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I’m sorry, the number you have dialed has been disconnected.
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Messire Nicolas
@messirenicolas.bsky.social
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"It's me, Margaret" "Girl there's a country worth of Margarets, you need to specify"
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Audley: leftover wizard
@audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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I'd fight Him.
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Leviathan
@drleviathan.bsky.social
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Pssst... the mythological monster is not real.
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Matt
@borklife.bsky.social
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"We apologise for the inconvenience."
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Anna Begonia
@annabegonia.bsky.social
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And followed 😂
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Peter Flynn
@docum3nt.bsky.social
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We're sorry but God is out on maternity leave and won't be back until after the Winter Solstice.
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Your Honor, pls
@mrmambo.bsky.social
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Hi, you've reached God's voicemail.I'm not able to answer your call right now due to heavy call volume from infinite universes, you self-absorbed little shit probably. At the tone, leave a message and I'll try to get back to you. Have a nice forever.
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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Sgt. Pigeon
@sgtpigeon.bsky.social
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Also, Margaret says "hi".,
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TheDaddyOtaku 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 (He/Him/Daddy)
@thedaddyotaku.bsky.social
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