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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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I've learned to treasure that space if I can relax & revel
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electricchimp.bsky.social@electricchimp.bsky.social |
491 followers 326 following 7766 posts
Enjoying the good ol' days while they last
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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I've learned to treasure that space if I can relax & revel
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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Too much cannabis will get you high
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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If I was a toddler I would commit serious crimes. There is no jail that takes them. Huge loophole
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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irl Burt & Ernie hit different
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Lee Harvey
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: New phone, who dis?
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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What's the best avenue for America's withdrawal from the Middle East
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Kip Conlon
@kipconlon.bsky.social
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Bitten by a copperhead! Ask me anything (quickly)!
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Bob
@bobmchelsea.bsky.social
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Be the partner you’re looking for.
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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too bad the rich & powerful are fanatically driven to make the rest of us as powerless as they possibly can
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Hello, Costco? What is your policy on people paying with obsolete Canadian pennies?
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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zorny on main
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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lucky mediocre people who do nothing with their power to make the world better sure are smug
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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rich people run the media and want the fascists to win, so
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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says the dude who society has handed a huge audience
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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🔥
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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protesting seems likely to do the trick
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Matty Cat 🐈⬛
@catcreature.bsky.social
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Looking up how I can get on the list of people to be executed under the new regime
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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annoying, like a christian rock band pretending to be secular
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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spider veins coming in super handy for Halloween
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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deciding I just don't have family did a lot to fix me
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
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I think this is the first time Musk has suggested fellow Americans should be executed.
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aaron
@trulyaas.bsky.social
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Naked and afraid, but it's my mirror slowly unfogging after my shower.
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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"I handed America over to fascism ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
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geoff humanman
@geoffgeoff.bsky.social
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Ahhh actually the man who killed my father was a big pepsi guy, i’ll just do dr pepper
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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speaking as a teacher who genuinely cares: 100% so many parents are terrible
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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no offense to any actual good parents here, but ACAB is parents
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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I'm still waiting for Gummo to be on Broadway
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Requiem For A Dream… On Ice
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation
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Anthony Moser
@anthonymoser.bsky.social
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Getting covid is like being hit with a baseball bat: the more it happens, the more it hurts
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Citizen.Coping
@propcazhpm.bsky.social
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Access to healthy affordable food & medical care are disability justice too. Wonder if that person speaking on Black folks experience knows Black ppl disproportionately have amputations as a result of diabetes. But they want to say other Black people, their people, aren't fighting for them. Gtfoh.
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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bc if I don't, I spiral into being a total pos mess
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West Coast Toast
@westcoasttoast.bsky.social
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Parting my back hair just like Moses did.
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River Side Casino
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Our golf course was recently recognized as “Only somewhat dangerous” so we’ll take that as a compliment.
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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👑
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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no seriously, I’ll believe you if you say it with even more conviction lmao
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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Nice
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Surprised Face Guy
@surprisedface.bsky.social
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I still skip to the loo
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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mine's psychological, from trauma that should kill people, and it's for years I've been doing this good luck with your recovery; physical health is all I have left, and a lot of how I've survived
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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can't today: experimenting with a new way to sleep on my couch
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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I, too, am a melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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well, I was never really okay after enough damage washed over me, but ... that's ok you'll probably do better than I do - you have a great support system, it seems I'm hopeful that you'll be alright. you're a lovable Wookie, don't forget that
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Kip Conlon
@kipconlon.bsky.social
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Check it, not only is Don Corleone doing me a massive solid, he says I may never have to pay it back!
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Riker Googling
@rikergoogling.bsky.social
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how to get hand out of pringles can
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