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[nodding] I agree, Tilda is to blame

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that’s a chilito

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I don’t recall imgur working there

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“Ha ha, what? How often do I think about the Roman Empire? I dunno, not often?” —A guy really hoping the next question isn’t going to be how often he thinks about the Kowloon Walled City

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it’s a visually disturbing presentation, I concede that, but it *is* delicious

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sure just DM your mailing address, it’ll definitely be the shirt that I send you

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the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. there is no stopping in the white zone.

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JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

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we’ll pick you up in the red zone. there are no pickups in the red zone

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it has so specifically ruined "Jessie's Girl" for me

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and that people who buy vests online simply because they want to take their untrained dog everywhere (I know at least one person like this; they’re awful) undermine the system for people with actual needs and appropriately trained dogs

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I was fascinated by how many signs I saw in California warning against “service dog fraud” (I absolutely agree with this, and have no doubt it needs to be said; I’ve seen plenty of bullshit dogs with fake vests)

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when someone's entire social media presence is being loud and angry to "bad" people they eventually run out of "bad" people and just start being cruel to strangers who didn't do anything

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learning lin-manuel miranda is adapting THE WARRIORS

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McKinsey consultants billing out at $1000/hr:

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among their many other crimes, now the NYT isn’t recognizing Atlanta residents’ preferred name for their city???

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retire EVERY meme. post NEW THINGS. online has gotten FUCKING STALE

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I'm doin' a hundred on the highway / and if you're bound by linear time get the fuck out of my way

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I understand perfectly what you're saying. Ludacris is a time-traveler.

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look at my beautiful sammich shop making the splash image for Scott's wonderful piece on California eats

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there was one brief stretch when I lived in NYC where a transfer at Times Square was an unavoidable part of my commute and I started taking my work clothes separately to change into once I got there four minutes on that 120-degree platform and I’d be Al Golden

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I wouldn’t physically harm them but they would experience my once-a-year extremely loud voice

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the mayor of Bridge City was played by Tom Petty, and was also Tom Petty

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I enjoy The Postman and have since its release with the full understanding that it is objectively bad. It’s not a guilty pleasure, mind you: I just know I’m broken for enjoying it

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it’s a bit for Dan but my classmate was in fact serious

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wow that’s a long trip, but you were going the distance

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I’m not going to answer the question directly, but rather recall the time in college an otherwise very intelligent classmate excitedly shared that they’d heard a “disco cover of Cake’s ‘I Will Survive’” I’ve been thinking about it for 20 years

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foryourcustom dot com (not an official endorsement, seemed questionable until it actually arrived)

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