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actioncookbook@actioncookbook.bsky.social |
SCOTUS: there’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t play basketball CITIZENS: what about the constitutional amendment that specifically bans dogs from playing basketball SCOTUS: no that’s about something else
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Re-Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
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That only applies to Teenwolfs. Teenwolves?
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Esau
@gesau.bsky.social
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Yes, the rules say that dogs cannot play basketball, but in order for that to have effect, the league needs to authorize a separate review and enforcement process. We cant just let each team decide for themselves which players are, or are not, in fact, dogs.
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Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤
@fluxandflow.bsky.social
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"We need a court to decide what a dog is"
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Business Time
@businesstime.bsky.social
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elon is going to run for president as SCOTUS says "there's nothing in the rule book that says the president has to be a natural-born citizen"
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@deanshaffer.bsky.social
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That's more of a statement of intent to eventually ban dogs from playing basketball
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Ric Stubbs
@stubbazubba.bsky.social
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SCOTUS: Look, if every ref could rule on the rules in the rulebook, it would be madness. The players must decide whether it applies.
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Nikole
@picnik.bsky.social
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I feel like the way the decision was written, if Trump wins, states could still refuse to recognize him as President, maybe, though they can't stop him from running. ?
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ryan
@ryanellsworth.bsky.social
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I knew there was something off about air bud
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Nope
@torshi.bsky.social
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"Not THIS dog"
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Slimer!
@gakoid.bsky.social
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Air Bud joins the convo.
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Krysz
@edwoodk.bsky.social
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I’m most disturbed it was unanimous. Privilege & unchecked power has poisoned ALL of the SCOTUS.
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Animal Mother AFNMFH
@animalmotherafnmfh.bsky.social
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Listening to liberals cry today has been extremely satisfying. When they bounce Fani on Friday it’s going to be this beautiful crescendo of butthurt like we haven’t seen in years. It really doesn’t get better than this folks.
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@crystalstarscape.bsky.social
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I forgot what in politics is happening rn, what is this talking about
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Gaknar
@gaknar.bsky.social
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Likes are now florps
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Semi-Interesting Photography, etc.
@remid0d0s0.bsky.social
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No, the question of what's a dog has been remanded for fact finding
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Ken Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
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[SCOTUS sails away on its massive yacht, the U.S.S. PAID FOR BY THE DOG LOBBY]
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Cuy
@cuy.bsky.social
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"Biden is not securing the southern border and some of the people coming in are terrorists! He's giving aid and comfort to enemies of the United States, which makes him an insurrectionist, so he is barred from the ballot in TX, OK, TN, FL..." You KNOW the Republicans would do this!
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@mrqew.bsky.social
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While I know Trump is a guilty POS, the issue is that many states are run by his corrupt party and will make up reasons to remove Biden for insurrection as they already accused him of it, and he's never done it. Just making the word meaningless is their game. Corruption, their methodology
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Jen K
@jenkirkpatrick.bsky.social
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Well summarized
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Cian 🦋
@theonlycian.bsky.social
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scotus once again going for the letter of the law and not the spirit. damn shame. donald trump is a traitor and i won’t hear anybody out
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@ricyrick87.bsky.social
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I desperately want an absurd lawsuit that takes advantage of the equally absurd readings SCOTUS has been lately (since they're fairly predictable) to force some ridiculous law that's more joke than crippling. Change of pace, ya know?
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Brainworm Enjoyer
@misterfungi.bsky.social
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mandlor7
@mandlor7.bsky.social
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True this decision even contradicts a few decisions made in the past. But what can you expect? Trump hand picked a third of the judges.
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Estella
@begentle.bsky.social
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😏
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@timscurtin.bsky.social
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First the people have to determine that that’s a dog, by letting it play basketball. After which we can dismiss the question for mootness.
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poop
@dude3000.bsky.social
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HOMER SIMPSON: You don't win friends with salad! SAM ALITO: The First Amendment says you have to be my friend if I offer you salad. HOMER: But you're just eating the steak I grilled and not even touching your salad! ALITO: That's not very friendly, Homer.
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Mirrored
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"Okay fine, there *is* a rule that says dogs can't play basketball, but if we enforce that rule, the other team might call *you* a dog, and then we'd have no idea who's a dog or not! We need the league to make regulations on who is and isn't a dog first, sorry."
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The Lonely Sand Person
@lonelysandperson.bsky.social
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Yeah, I noticed that the "devolution of powers!!!" bloc from RvW is suddenly real quiet when it's a power they don't personally want the states to have.
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Yossi Gol ⚽️
@yossigol.bsky.social
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SCOTUS: Also, dogs can play anything they want, especially if it involves guns, and states can do nothing about it. Unless they're women dogs, then they can play basketball only if their husbands allow them. But if there are dishes in the sink, it's up to the state to decide.
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Razi
@203.bsky.social
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Santa Erik Riese
@santaerik.bsky.social
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March 4th, a command to demand our right to the rule of law. SCOTUS represents Republicans not the law.
#kakistocrats
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