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A Jenny

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Feral librarian @ivanlibrary.bsky.social + catchyname.net | Pissed off Texan | queer for forty years | does not identify with hEDS but boy howdy does hEDS identity with me


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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Absolutely nerding the fuck out

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Retvrn tbh

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This is the only way my dad ever made coffee bc my mom doesn’t drink it. He only started making pots (in the avocado green percolator) when my sister and I started having hangovers

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We gave ourselves an hour after power came back before getting up to clean the messes we made in the dark 😂 that flurry of activity lasted 11 minutes

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Yeah yesterday was not so bad bc Beryl kept temps around 80 but today has been miserable, fortunately my house got power back at 2pm after only 44 hours, it’s still 84 inside though

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My middle school is the other side of those bushes but Gracie still asked “do you know how to get home from here?” Like, ma’am. Do you know how much of my ptsd is from that school? Its location is indelible

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I’m in Houston so I had to scroll down twice to see all 10 of the warnings I was under yesterday morning😅

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Woke up at 5:15 yesterday to Beryl tossing shingles and fence planks around, no power, and sore throat. Once there was daylight I took a home test and tested positive for Covid. Still no power aaaallll day and night yesterday, finally came on at 2 pm today. Covid with no A/C in Houston in July? 0/10

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I know a girl who went on a mission trip to Ireland in 2003. Hoping to correct St. Patrick’s mistakes I assume

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I watched the Brat Pack doc and just read the original article. Is this article why all the preps in my high school were wearing Corona Beach Club and Hard Rock Cafe shirts junior year? Bc that shit came out of nowhere

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The French election results filling me with DIEU BÉNISSE NOS TROUPES, DIEU BÉNISSE L’AMÉRIQUE, ET MESSIEURS, DÉMARREZ VOS MOTEURS

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My wife tested positive yesterday and the line was bright as hell and appeared in less than a minute. Mine was negative but I am starting to feel some…malaise

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Thank you 🙏🏻 I have her set up with menudo and ice cream 😂

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My wife just took her first dose 30 minutes ago 😬 after testing positive this morning

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Yes! I pull images for nearby real estate listing marketing (here’s what’s nearby, etc) and I sometimes have to scroll a bit to find good images that don’t have someone’s kid in them

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They are probably pulling from google maps. When you look at a location on google maps you can see every selfie in which anyone has tagged that location

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Such bullshit that searching “bar sinister” on Canva yields evil clowns but searching “no” yields 8 bar sinisters.

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I went to Belfast and they still have a curfew like why??? What justifies that?

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Watching the Celine Dion documentary and her disorder is one in a million while hEDS is only one in 10k…if she can nut up I guess I can

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My therapist is also a doomer but we do spend a pleasant 50 minutes commiserating every other week

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Visited my old car while picking up my other old car 😂 texted this to my sister who marveled that I’m still in contact with all my old cars but that’s the Mexican-by-marriage difference™️ baby 💫

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TIL neither my wife, sister, or bff knew this reference and now they’re all wondering what’s wrong with me

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Hello someone is at the door and the residents are converging and i am hesitant to type in the code

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I…don’t understand why I’ve been left in charge of the memory care unit! I am just visiting my dad!

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Mostly bc of the “annoying” part, really sold me 😈

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Just want you to know I signed up for FaxBurner at the 14.99/mo rate bc of this and faxed the entire dem leadership + my rep and have an alarm set to send additional faxes to the entire list at 10:47 am every day

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IDK kind of feels like we should be paying more attention to a prominent conservative think tank saying we're in the midst of a second american revolution that will remain bloodless as long as long as the left lets it be, then whether or not Biden should step down.

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They’re offering the special bc too many people were coming in shaggy and the servers were getting demoralized

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My mom forgot it was picture day that day!

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I was just there a few weeks ago and I did have a moment where I was around a lot of children, noticed more redheads than one would usually see, realized where I was, and then wondered why there weren’t even more

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This election is about “saving democracy” but also we’re stuck with Joe Biden unless he voluntarily steps aside. If I vote for Commander the 1st Dog I’m not taking this “threat to democracy” any less seriously than is modeled by the people who claim our hands are tied: is it an emergency or not?????

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My wife went to jail in a bar raid in 1982. Women who remember not being allowed to wear pants are still alive and not even on social security yet

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My wife stole my crocs in 2011 and for our anniversary I used her Amex to buy myself new GLITTER crocs plus the girliest Jibbitz imaginable so they never get stolen again

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Trump is not worse than 1989, the year I came out. I couldn’t believe pride was even legal my first time. We patrolled Montrose on foot after the Broussard bashing & protested the RNC while AIDS patients died. We didn’t get here by being ALLOWED to! Break a law sometime jfc

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Today was our 9-year wedding anniversary and we had donuts delivered for breakfast, binged “The Bear” and are eating last night’s leftovers and it is perfect

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I have now given up on my form-letter response and can only reply HOW IS THIS HELPING IT HAS BEEN LESS THAN AN HOUR SINCE YOUR LAST TEXT

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Bombshells date night tonight baby my wife likes to flirt with the servers and I just took an edible 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Lol I just applied for a job making videos…I mean I have made videos in the past and interned at the public access cable station and taught Premiere Elements at the library so it’s not ludicrous for me to apply but I wouldn’t call myself a videographer

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If it is in Houston you can still encounter mariachis. I went to the mariachi semifinals and this one little witch (complimentary) singer caused me to burst into spontaneous tears with a single held note while I was finding my seat

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Purchased $130 of travel tech accessories for a 2-night casino trip that is still purely hypothetical (trip needs to be imperceptible to my boss, so I needed to convert the 1 iPad we have on a data plan to something closer to a laptop + convert a backseat to an office)

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Marianne unsuspend your campaign pls 😅😅😅

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I’m in Texas and we have tons of waffle houses but ZERO in the Spanish-speaking half of the state. I learned this the hard way (tried to save money buying concert tickets in Corpus Christi, woke up needing waffles, closest Waffle House was in Austin)

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