Joe Trela

Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

is there a stoner doom band called Atlas Drugged yet

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

(while lying on the couch) "I'm just fulfilling my feudal obligations by loafing!" (hit by pillow) "HIGH TREASON!"

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Your Meowjesty.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

So he's 47 in Silver Age years.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

Also, the scientific name means "Eagle Eye of America" 🇺🇲🦅⚾🥧🎆

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:26 UTC

I've called the cops, Boops boops.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

Meanwhile, the Gray Spy retired from the game and took a job with Valve as the announcer for Team Fortress 2.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:49 UTC

Green Revolution be damned, I'm not forgiving Norman Borlaug for that one.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:44 UTC

Stinson is having a not-great meltdown in the hallway. Skilo has retreated to his little condo cubbyhole under the bed. Alice the gecko remains aloof as always.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

Then later on North America got opossums and armadillos, and South America got camelids, canids, and spectacled bears. All in all a fair trade!

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:35 UTC

First few here were around 10 AM. I mean, not counting the ones from the past week

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

Weird. Anyway...

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

"sources say" Guess that includes you too.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

No one will ever check Taqueria Aztlan's Burritozilla Hall of Fame wall!

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

"Sophia makes a sarcastic reply to Rose's naïve statement."

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

Hey, parallelism worked for the Kalevala, repeating things three times made the lyrics more memorable, telling each action again and again reinforced the legends.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

Some B-26s will be crashing tonight!

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

So they've been praying in the wrong... Hoo boy.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

Without sap the tree dies. Thanks for this!

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Also, the ILL temporary sticker on the book I'm reading right now ("Game Show Confidential" by Boze Hadleigh) has a clearly marked lost book charge maximum of $115. a) that's what you get in the liberal hellscape that's California. b) no wonder Hillsdale can pass up federal funding.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

MF doesn't even know how Interlibrary Loan works. When finished, you give the (clearly marked) ILL book to the librarian who makes sure it goes on the ILL truck which takes it back to the library it came from. You do NOT "put it in the drop box".

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

Having some quality snoot rub time prior to the Patriotic Flame Deluge.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

Sounds better than the Artie Farties of Confeddie Weddies.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

big ZIM energy

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

For the past 10 years I've used a draft in Gmail as my floating shopping and task list, so that tracks.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

I'm getting "Jacob Marley brings a warning from across the veil" vibes.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

If you see this post a photo without explanation.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

And if the electrics fail and you can't reach the emergency release, it's a slow, SLOOOOW cooker.

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

"Good morning! Please pay the cheese tax and I will defend your livestock! Aw, who am I kidding. I'd do it for free!"

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

Guy From Dutch Island: "Pleur op, Amerikaans zakkenwasser!"

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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

The article is subtitled "What would a Catholic politics look like?". Welp, the Thirty Years War comes to mind...

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