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Alex Blechman

@alexblechman.bsky.social

If you get this notification it means Bluesky detected you are over 30 years old and should act more mature online

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propensityforprose 's avatar propensityforprose @propensityforprose.bsky.social
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Bluesky isn’t my mom.

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Captain Chaos's avatar Captain Chaos @captainchaos.bsky.social
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Oh fuck I'm doomed

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Luke's avatar Luke @lukaluke.bsky.social
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No

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Bexred's avatar Bexred @bexred.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🖖

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Daniel Loftus is working on #ProjectInfant. 🌳's avatar Daniel Loftus is working on #ProjectInfant. 🌳 @danielloftus.bsky.social
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I need that to happen to me on some social media site. 😅

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Matt Corallo's avatar Matt Corallo @bluematt.bsky.social
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Y’all get notifications on here?

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Dëad Børkchettå's avatar Dëad Børkchettå @deadbarchetta.bsky.social
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*stomps foot* NO. I DON'T WANNA!

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Deleted Account's avatar Deleted Account @cantdeleteaccount.bsky.social
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Cool…we didn’t get it. Childhood continues…

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Pester Power's avatar Pester Power @pester.bsky.social
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Oooh really I can't wait

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GeekeryNZ's avatar GeekeryNZ @geekerynz.bsky.social
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Sweet, that means the BlueSky has no idea how old I am or how mature I should be.

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Jon Ailetcher 's avatar Jon Ailetcher @indamix.bsky.social
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Not a chance.

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Summer Eric's avatar Summer Eric @erixperience.bsky.social
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I still have 2 blessed years of legal silly era and I need to make the most of it

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Josh's avatar Josh @jisforjosh.bsky.social
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Make me you narc

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Stephanie L. Weippert :) 's avatar Stephanie L. Weippert :) @stephanieweippert.bsky.social
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Maybe I don't want to, so there.

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Pete Davidson's avatar Pete Davidson @petedavidsonny.bsky.social
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This can't be real, because I've not seen it.

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Sayyadina's avatar Sayyadina @realsayyadina.bsky.social
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Day XX of Bluesky's vibe detector thinking I'm still one of The Young because of my chaotic shitposting energy...

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Give_Me_A_Minute's avatar Give_Me_A_Minute @phd-rn5.bsky.social
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I shld act more mature in RL but that hasn’t happened either.

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Miss Betsey Trotwood's avatar Miss Betsey Trotwood @suzyiam.bsky.social
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Pfft... I tried that, what a boring life! Nah, I'll act like a teenager when I want to obnoxious, a two year old when stubbornness is required, and an old lady when I need sleep. The rest of the time I'm a 1980's rocker!! Reality was never a solution for cantankerousiosity!!

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healing house !'s avatar healing house ! @templefair.bsky.social
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I'm 29, I've just barely missed the threshold thank goodness.

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Colin Stark's avatar Colin Stark @cstark.bsky.social
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Gulp 😳

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