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Dëad Børkchettå
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Sucking ass that hard constantly ages you, I guess
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The uncool middle aged dad of your dreams. No, not those dreams. The weird ones you get from eating too much cheese before bed.
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Dëad Børkchettå
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Sucking ass that hard constantly ages you, I guess
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Nobody wants to drop him off a tall building any more, it's like Die Hard didn't even happen
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Viktor Winetrout
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They say 1 is the loneliest number, but what about 0? 0 doesn’t even have itself. What a loser
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Morgan Freeman has a chance to do the funniest thing ever right now
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Even if I just watched these dogs lick their own junk, I'd still let em lick my cheek and tell them what good doggies they are
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Personally I don't care who wins or loses as long as everyone has fun running for President. We're all going out for pizza after the election anyway.
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Coach I'm a muppet
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When the glass is so cold that it turns into beer slushy on the side of the glass... that's the stuff
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Gonna stick with my old standby for anyone I don't want to talk to knocking on my door: immediately say "no" before they deliver their pitch and close the door My wife thinks I'm rude, I think I'm saving us all time. This is why she usually answers the door before I can get to it
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J.R.
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PSA America It's Lord Baron Pissgammon-Cuntingsby Habsburg-Syphilis Minge-Upon-Shite Pigfuckington, or (the) Lord Shitminge, or just the surname. It's not "Lord Pigfuck" and--I'm begging you here--it is not "Mr. Pigfuck" under any circumstances whatsoever. No. Bad.
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Dëad Børkchettå
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Maybe it was bad. Maybe it was good. Who can really say?
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I'm sure there's a smart way to do it
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I made maple ice cream recently, maybe bacon flavor wouldn't be too weird in it... but the problem with bacon in ice cream is that the fat gets very cold and congeals and cold bacon fat has a pretty unpleasant texture as it melts in your mouth
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FUCK OF COURSE THEY DID SCOTUS ALWAYS RULES IN FAVOR OF MISERY AND RUIN
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This is illegal in the PNW
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It's probably also a lot worse for whatever the car without the crumple zone hits, so it's not even a case of "whatever, if you're daft enough to buy a Cybertruck you deserve the consequences" because it puts other drivers at risk. Which is kind of Tesla's thing, huh.
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Car go smash = not great, have to buy new car Person go smash = very bad, can't buy new person
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Lake Rock (small, being thrown into lake) Rock (large, covered in snow)
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English food on the day after 4th of July? Give it a week at least Rogs!
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Justin Chancellor's hypnotic bass lines are sinful. A Cardinal really ought to know better.
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Sigh, tis the season. Haven't had any smoke in the valley yet (aside from firework smoke last night) but we've got several days ahead of highs in the low triple digits. And the smoke is inevitable I think, happens every year now.
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You can't play Tool in the church, a Cardinal should know this
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Yeah, not a great combination of colors there. We're having ours redone and I hope it turns out better in the end than this one. Where it's at so far:
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I had to redo it because I didn't specify a gold amount
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel
@rem.postes.club 5
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel
@rem.postes.club
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This is totally normal, pointy guitars are cool
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Between that and the owl piñata with the "no OVHoes were harmed in the recording of this video" disclaimer, alive might be a little generous
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"Directed by Dave Free" LMAOOOO
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to the left to the left
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Lord Sir Majestic Prime Keircestershire Stammer Minister of All Farthington-Upon-Pidgeonwidget
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Ok I'm just going to call him Sir Amazon Prime Minister Kinky Stinkboy anyway though
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As much as I love Breath of the Wild (which got me to buy a Switch after years of not owning a console) and Tears of the Kingdom, they didn't really feel like Zelda games in the classic sense. Link's Awakening was the one that really scratched the itch for me.
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This all seems pretty obvious to me AND YET people still want to defend him!
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RIP fucko
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Every time I scream into the void I dream of it screaming back
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The only good golf is miniature golf
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Amazon Prime Minister Keebler Stonehenge
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I'd use this to play Russian Dressing Roulette but I think the pickle chunks would jam up the nozzle
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Right? Even if you buy his version of events and believe that both victims are being dishonest about details - which I really hope we're not doing after every other instance of this sort of thing we've seen - this still looks REALLY BAD.
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🎶 Glory, glory hallelujah X is gon' give it to ya 🎶
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Condolences to Keebler Stovetop or whatever his name is, being Prime Minister of the UK looks like a real shit job to have
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Silly party in shambles
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Dëad Børkchettå
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"Oops! All Stuf Oreos" and it's just a toothpaste tube full of the Stuf
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Maybe he's allergic to nuts and thinks you're saying "cashew" (yes I know they're not nuts but maybe the cat doesn't)
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Dëad Børkchettå
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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This is illegal and I demand to speak to the manager about it
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Dëad Børkchettå
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It's Kirby Stimpson
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"Every conservative nightmare will come true, and more besides." I can only get so hard
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Dëad Børkchettå
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I used to wiggle my elder child's fingers and tell her they were getting loose, and that they'd soon fall out so her grown up fingers would grow in, don't forget to put it under the pillow for the Finger Fairy! (Wife says I am Not Allowed to raise the idea of a Penis Fairy with my younger child)
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Swedish Chef is known for being reliable about food science and nutrition
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