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Captain Chaos

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“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.”

A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him

Playlist of me talking about WH40K lore: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLksSESU7ihCohx2MuAoitKZSscbJ23LgE&si=Owntb6WRtz7

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Following you so once we have power and I can think more I'll touch base

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Dillon of the Birch Forest 's avatar Dillon of the Birch Forest @iamtheaardvark.bsky.social
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I shut my retired military Fox News pilled Dad down on a recent visit by interrupting his bootstraps talk on how taxes shouldn't go to helping people by telling him "I dunno about you but I was raised among servicemen who believe we sacrifice for our countrymen." He was real quiet the rest of lunch.

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Right? The people saying this are all descendants of the New Deal: they have benefited in innumerable ways from the government investing into society. None of these people were farmers in the parts of continental America that didn't have government because those haven't existed for over a century

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Conservative types try so hard to be trad-values so if you tell them their mothers should have raised them better they lose their shit

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One thing I've learned being on the r/houston sub is that when you're dealing with conservative trolls telling people who are begging for help for their 80yo parents who have had no power for three days to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and you say the troll's parents failed they get MAD

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I'm not sure why the algo threw this at me but I enjoyed it thoroughly

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Lol there's a post to the effect of "aren't we all tired of being Houston strong?"

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I'm in such a foul mood from the lack of power and running water I'm throwing hands on the Houston subreddit what has become of me

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I have no power. I have no water. Please, I'm begging you, send me fully assembled and painted Thousand Sons WH40K miniatures.

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Without power since 5am yesterday. Water just went out with no ETA on restoration. Slept 2 hours. Things ain't great.

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Some street flooding. Shot the shit with the neighbors: still no power

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Well at least the power stayed on almost all night so small blessings

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there are loads of people on this website desperately trying to raise money to meet basic survival needs but most of them aren’t (1) pass-fail conditions where the money doesn’t do anything until they have the total amount, (2) asking for 50k fucking USD, and (3) are easily verifiable as real people

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Can't ambush a psyket schooled by the Black Ships lfg

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Lee Casebolt's avatar Lee Casebolt @leecasebolt.bsky.social
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For a definition of "refined" that is "largely filled with people imitating and expanding on the style Meltzer has championed for 40+ years," this is true. If every fuckin' movie that came out was trying to be John Wick or The Princess Bride Except Moreso, my movie reviews would be more positive!

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I got a lot of people back home thinking we about to fuck off to Oz but yeah. I am not looking forward to losing power the grid in my neighborhood is so fragile if someone farts hard we're out for like 5 hours

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Beginning to wonder if Serious Moderate journalists are the ones who actually want the far right in power but they’re afraid to admit it so they project the enthusiasm for the far right onto a populist juggernaut that doesn’t actually exist! Many such cases!

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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France telling their fascists to fuck off.

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Charles de Gaulle on forming an effective governing coalition in France: "How can anyone govern a country with 246 varieties of cheese?"

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Oh yeah you might want to just mute/unfollow me or whatever I'm dancing a merry jig over here

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Did it a couple of hours ago too, but everyone should. Vive la Liberté! Vive la Revolution!

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HAHAHA this is why we need to be celebrating and clowning in this motherfucker Nazis all over the globe are gnashing their goddamn teeth and filling their diapers

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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦's avatar Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ethanjacobs.bsky.social
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Casablanca is the greatest work of pro-war propaganda ever made and I love it.

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Aww yeah I wish I had booze and fireworks from the Fourth still

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Lol I just posted it too but fuck it we ball

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Look I promise I'll stop spamming but I need to point out that my feed is filled with unimaginable horrors and I think it's really important to really celebrate victories where people unite to keep out far right fascists, we gotta take this dubs when we can.

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Holy shit massive French W I did not think they had it in them to keep out the RN but let's kick out the jams and celebrate that Marine Le Pen ate shit and her party tripped knocking out its two front teeth

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Does any of my moots or anyone in the #Warhammer feeds do commissions? Like purely from scratch: pay for the kits, materials and labor and the artist does the buying, assembling, and painting?

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As an aside The Storm is a near perfect episode of television

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Jerry Maguire. Man Tom Cruise should go back to being less serious and let his freak out more. He has great unhinged energy in this picture. It's Hollywood sap but it's really well made imo

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Man everyone does a great job in this also forgot McDreamy was the dude that infected everyone which is funny. Hoffman is making me want to watch Sleepers again that was one of the first DVDs I ever bought back when the media was still new

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Outbreak on YT Premium. I gotta say Dustin Hoffman (not including Hook) is at his peak when he's channeling divorced energy like he's constructing additional divorce pylons (also see Kramer v Kramer)

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My wife got serious with me for a moment and asked if we were giving enough to Gaza charities and we plotted out what we could do to give more and again fellas this is what that good marital partnership is like

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It's good but my favorite by them is Automatic

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"You're a cog" is a compliment amongst members of the Adeptus Mechanicus in Warhammer 40k

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Yeah it makes me unreasonably angry like I get medicine has advanced but you don't understand what people can go through. It's horrible.

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