every generation is terrible

Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

You can use Arby-Q sauce as body wash it's fine

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

truuuuuuu

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

I remember that!

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

being a gen Xr is so cool. we went from 'get sun!' to 'suns a murderous sociopath' to sunscreen IS cancer. so great. but like dude, lifes a tale of sound and fury amounting to nothing is how abc afterschool specials raised us latchkeys and were juuust fine ok gonna smoke weed and jump off a roof now

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

might fuck around and stage a backyard production of 'the trial' by franz kafka to spice up the old fourtharooni

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

humans: how dare anyone spy on us, we deserve privacy. constant surveillance causes people to crack up, go postal, to lose their minds! also humans: so lucky god watches us! keeping track of us in minutia! and just so great we'll be judged and possibly be thrown into a lake of fire! praise jesus!

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

i see Bill Maher is still the dumbest cunt imaginable

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

sorry igmar bergman, but if death came for me in swedish id simply respond 'yeah yeah, 'flurgin flurgin flurgin", whatever bitch. get me some meatballs and bring those pigs back from space'

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

great. now i have to stan north north because they did the most punk rock hilarious thing ever and sent trash and poo balloons back to "thank" south korea for sending them K-pop balloons. touche you fuckn weirdos

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

I can't handle all the extra characters. I need to be forced into brevity.

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

i see you have mismatched light bulb temps in your house. do you enjoy drowning kittens too

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

if you don't know who the shitbag family is in the neighborhood, it's you. you're the shitbag family

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

yelp, one thing we can all agree on: the cleaner the comedy, the shittier the person telling the jokes Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, James Corden, Ellen DeGeneres, the list goes on...all absolute fucking monsters

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every generation is terrible @alienschoolyard.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

reality: -Roe v Wade overturned -Dems adopt Draconian border policy -Dems write neverending checks for war -No universal health Care, insurance making record profits - record funding for police conservatives: wah. we never get our way! guess the only solution now is a full-blown dictatorship

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