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Viktor Winetrout

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I may not be popular online, but offline I'm also not popular

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They say 1 is the loneliest number, but what about 0? 0 doesn’t even have itself. What a loser

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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They’re not teardrops, they’re acorns. For every druid I killed

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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It’s like ads for bread or milk. Yes, we are familiar with them

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Looking back at my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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donni saphire 's avatar donni saphire @donni.bsky.social
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If I lived in a yellow submarine with all my friends, I would keep that info to myself

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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If history has taught us anything, it is to endlessly repeat it.

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Jo's avatar Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social
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I painted small rocks like M&Ms

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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when i was a kid, people talked about it as if it were the paragon of journalism

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have you posted it here? search doesn’t work for me on bluesky

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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it’s a classic, and one of the most evergreen tweets

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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i’ve seen this like 738 times and i’ve never not laughed at it

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So weird how hot dogs come in packages of ten and your dad tried to kiss me

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RM's avatar RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social
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Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.

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Biden Tells Democratic Governors He Needs More Sleep And Plans To Rewatch Matlock

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someone probably paid him $1,000,000 to sing that at a corporate gig

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lanyardigan's avatar lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Making a fake hand out of hot dogs to blow up

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Oh really you love America? Name three people you've shot

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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"I would support your movement but I don't like your tone" is such a funny sign of terminal main character syndrome

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Is there anything better than spending the holidays with your family? Yes

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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248 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns

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after my recent mouse joke i shouldn’t say anything

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Rob Cee's avatar Rob Cee @robcee.bsky.social
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Shaken by the thought that we are 12 years away from having a YouTuber as our president.

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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Wasn't the whole point of the US that they didn't want to be ruled by a mad king?

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Cullen's avatar Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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My wife and I tried role play but we couldn’t agree on who would be Beavis and who would be Butthead

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)'s avatar Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in
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You sir, just lost my vote.

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maura quint's avatar maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
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when I was a child, I thought smart people were in charge. when I got older, I realized you didn't have to be smart to be in charge. but the piece that was hardest to learn is that no one is really in charge at all. no one's going to fix it beyond us.

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