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We clown Joni and Seal but I fuck with ambiguous lyrics hard

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Ended up on a Mk I anyway

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Ok I can't call myself a Mk I-head if I wait for a Mk III in the July heat

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explaining to security at shen yun that i climbed on stage because im trying to fake it till i make it

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Omg same girl

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Machinegirl is doing so much for the non-4/4 EDM project and nobody else ain't doing jack shit

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Everyone knows what a leitmotif is even if they don't know what a leitmotif is

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Hey bluesky do I want cobwebs on my hot pepper little guys? It's not from neglect because I watered them yesterday. I assume spiders and Thai Dragons are symbiotic?

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BC has such a weird government/bureaucratic/nonprofit structure that I think you could just set up shop in an office downtown and start administrating something and nobody would stop you

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Has anyone ever realized they're trans from saying The Man Prayer from Red Green

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We're starting a method of elementary education to rival Waldorf and Montessori. We're teaching nine year olds math. We're teaching them calculus. Home ec. Sewing. Cooking. Teaching the classics like Shakespesre. We're teaching them how to gamble. How to run a Ponzi scheme. How an RX-78 can be modif

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Bye bitch!!!

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YES! Another landlord getting out of the business!

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"Taking off the kid gloves" to mean increasing difficulty has been a favourite phrase of mine for a while, and I assumed it was a boxing thing. But apparently it refers to gloves made from the soft skin of a baby goat? I feel sick

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my pen is out of ink and I need a new broom. I can take care of all these errands on a nice quiet Monday visit to Granville Island OHH NO ITS CANADA DAY NOOOOPPOOO

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It's crazy to me that the City of Vancouver advertises "Trout Lake Beach"

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Dave Allen has probably been out of the zeitgeist for too long to make a "Dave Allen at Small" bit huh

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Baby crow!

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The Sistene Chapel ceiling is just tie-in merch to sell a book

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I think this is the most likely explanation. Or maybe it's a call that the parent does for such an occasion? It's a strong call. It's eerie to hear a call so familiar yet so strange.

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I'm a sucker for the toy piano in a dance song. It's so jarring when it plays the minor because you know the one you had as a kid was tuned to vanilla C

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I always knew the premise and assumed the song was about stealing car parts from your corporate overlord without getting caught. But relistening to the song, there isn't much emotional stakes put into the heist. The conflict is in putting the car together.

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Johnny Cash's One Piece at a Time is an incredible story to adapt for the modern era. It's even more incredible that the song is more concerned with fitting the pieces together than the theft in the first place

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Wittgenstein has the face of a guy who woulda killed it on WILTY in 2014

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Ok, the odd corvid call I've been hearing for the past month or so is apparently a regular ol' American Crow according to Merlin. I've heard crows all my life and never heard this particular call. I wonder what happened that made them speak like this

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I always write in my journal keeping in mind the precocious, handsome archaeologist who will one day unearth and read it

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I seer an IKEA joke, I retweet

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ikea thugs have packed me flat and stashed me in the racks due to my criticism of their shitty paper lamps. please come help, i fit easily into most vehicles

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If you're part machine part human, you're actually more human than a normal human because the human condition is to marry onesself with the machine

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I condemn corporal punishment between parent and child with the exception of washing your kid's mouth out with soap when they call you a bad word and you give lots of warning

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If a global revolution-style movement does happen in the next few years I think it would be fun to see what happens if you make a country where the paper currency has a trading card game attached to it

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It feels like a lot of the optimism of the Atom Age was based on the idea that nuclear power was this whole brand new type of electricity, not the "rock that heats up for steam to push the turbines is small now"

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I ignored bluesky for a bit there but it's a lot better now. More juice, better features etc but also sometimes this shit just doesn't work at all

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Roommate was all excited to buy a projector for gaming and I had to break the news to him that the latency makes it basically unusable

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Ok does Julian Assange suck or not? I always thought he seemed like a sketchy weirdo but a lot of comrades seem to still really respect him

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Dude walking down Hastings blasting Not Like Us as I wait for the bus home. Drake is finished.

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We need to go back to the way our phones and MP3 players were different bricks

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It's literally the best legumes from around the Mediterranean thrown into a salad with acid, curry and pasta. Perfect food

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Hospitality brain is hard to kill. If I become a nurse I'm gonna struggle to not call patients "guests"

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There is/was an Egyptian food cart that parks in front of Safeway that makes this and it's fucking unreal

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LOUUUUU!!!

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Kickin back some bevvies

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Americans call Canadian currency monopoly money because it's colourful and Canadians call American currency monopoly money because it's shitty

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Bro why does this vape taste like gum tape from the nineties

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Man, I don't know about British drug dealers. I just don't think they get how we do things over here

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It's crazy how the smaller a place is, the longer you have to have lived there in order to be "from there." Oh you've lived in Vancouver for two years? You're a Vancouverite brother. Lived in Nelson for five? New to town. Makes no sense. Yeah dude, I've already seen the soccer field AND the bridge

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And she's chilling with her glamourous friends BC Hydro Building and Waterfront Station

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