amy🧘‍♀️

@melatonin.bsky.social

1204 followers 346 following 7590 posts

bro get into it or get the fuck out

last.fm/user/aromelatonin

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friendlycatsclub @holybible.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

Idk if butterflies speak bjt if they do i understand

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

i think i had basically this experience several times last summer

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j @dyke.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

me and my ex coparenting a parrot for 80 years

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

dont go, bro (hey), the night's not over,

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

bro, with you (hey), a girl could get bolder

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

my lawyer says i dont need to answer this

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

am i a demon quiz

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a laxative in every cookie @2femcel2furious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

babe when u molt could u pls put ur exuviae in the trash im tired of picking up after u every 17 years

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

👀👀

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

this is a bit embarrassing but i'm actually soil now. stop by anytime i can give you a tour of my pore space, introduce you to some millipedes. yep once you've reached the leaf litter just keep heading down

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rose @lightblanket.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

I have been acquired by Kroger.

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

ye

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

im making a dozen separate versions of the gc that include everyone except one person

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

yay

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

can someone bring me some weed and leave it at my door and not talk to me

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

im getting my buccal fat removed to piss off my fanbase

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

im not really sure

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

i build a raft out of stuff i found and now im sailing the seven seas

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Cockwafina @fuckmypissy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

ill be ready whenever you are

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

your fit is trash and we have decided our punishment is social death

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

guys lets accuse somebody of heinous crimes

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

guys lets pick somebody and bully them off the platform

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

guys we should pick somebody and collectively demonize them

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

riri on replay.. cheers to da weekday

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

i figured out how to mete out justice and punishment in the correct way but ill be keeping that to myself

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

bro heaven is a thing you do

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

i saw your man in the pollinator meadow trampling all over the native flora

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mave @mave.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

Do not approach me with potato salad that isn’t locally sourced yet globally inspired

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@silphium.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

im under the vegetable mister maintaining turgidity

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melted computer @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 14, 2023 at 00:49 UTC

(talking to a woman) hey beautiful. i’m so scared

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

giving hinge matches my email address and saying i don’t have a phone plan

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

emailing my biometrics to tim cook

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

i love entering my data on enteryourdata dot com

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

i got groceries because im on that organism shit

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

telling my uncle who just asked what im doing with my life that i got diagnosed with summertime sadness

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

my 34 and a half years old boyfriend is mature for his age

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

got my bad bro by my heavenly side i know if i go ill die happy tonight

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

summertime sadness kills most people before the age of 28

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

summertime sadness still isnt even in the dsm-v in 2024and im supposed to take my meds?

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

If sarcastic, sending fleet of dragons to incinerate you. Best.

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

this is my new fav account on here i woke up to some replies that are still making my head spin

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

i woke up with taylor swift cruel summer stuck in my head because god wants me to accept that im just a regular girl

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amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

ppl on here will be like if i seem like a crazy person on here that’s because i am😝 and you check their posts and they’re like Tuesdays are so Fucked!!

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