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Old Vermonter. With a fluffy sidekick.

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Husband, Dad, Eventer Parent. Wrangler of the Apprentice Direwolf.

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but it's "rubbernecking all the awful accidents on the highway" kinda interesting... after a while, you gotta question your kink. At least, I'm reaching the point where, "Eww, that's disgusting, show me more..." just isn't compatible w good mental hygiene.

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Social media really is the most toxic cesspool. It's like you concentrated all the evil and awful and stupid in the world, added raw sewage and a cherry on a stick and served it up as a refreshing cocktail. Fuck that noise.

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that's the way to bring back the advertisers!

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Feh... it's Texas. Judge is gonna look at her for a hot second, then ask, "So, would you consider running for office? The GOP can always use people with a history of walking the walk AND talking the talk..."

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On the left, a vicious attack by the Apprentice Direwolf on her best buddy, Arlo; on the right, Dante and Virgil by William Adolphe Bouguereau. #dogpics

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inb4 something something... just the tip?

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Recently saw one wrapped in white sitting in a Walmart parking lot. It looked like a dropped LEGO in a kindergarten playground... no, not the cool ones you use to build space shuttles and shit -- the big ass duplo blocks that toddlers use for teething and gross motor skill development.

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it's the virtual child support payable in Bitcoin to an account in Myanmar that would have me worried...

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On the left, a vicious attack by the Apprentice Direwolf on her best buddy, Arlo; on the right, Dante and Virgil by William Adolphe Bouguereau. #butmakeitart #apprenticedirewolf

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jfc. did we learn nothing from the segway hype? and that was a half decent product compared to elmo's upright roomba with barely-beta software...

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Yeah... when regular crooks do this, we call it a ponzi scheme and a con; when tech bros do it, we call it "visionary" and the future of the web. But. It's. The. Same. Thing.

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right, 'cause the ones showing people loving each other have all been banned.

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floofy life is best life.

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isn't that literally the core concept behind xtians cults like the Quiver Full movement?

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what, leni riefenstahl is still taking commissions?

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But we need to know: ARE you in fact ready to bring our border back under control?

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you say that like it's a bad thing... surely there's creative potential in hunting and pecking for the right key.

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had he been black that wouldn't have been just a tazer... 😞

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can someone explain why DeJoy hasn't been fired? Like, is the Biden administration somehow not allowed to replace him? Seems weird, given that the postal service is one of the few federal service institutions specifically mentioned in the Constitution...

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indexed and cross referenced to maximize that EXTRA self loathing potential...

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Attacking Dolly Parton, literally the epitome of everything good about America? "That's a bold strategy, Cotton -- let's see If It pays off for them..." jfc.

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nope, only here.

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First Mary with her, "No, srsly, Joseph, 'twas the holy spirit, verily..." and now it's Chad, "Honey, for real: I caught that shit at CVS when my boss insisted I get vaxxed... honest to god."

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Love and appreciate your stuff, no matter how long you did or didn't work on it. Keep it comin'!

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"Petty pedants may quibble about their destination and cargo, but it must be said that Adolf had the trains running on time, more than can be said about Joe Biden's beloved Amtrak..."

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It's not just the wind. the granite on the Presidentials is razor sharp and the boulders jumbled up to best trip you and cut you. Adore the Whites, but they are NOT to be fucked with...

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this post should be the caption on the Wikipedia entry for, "things you didn't know you didn't know but loved to learn about." Made my morning that bit more weird, wonderful, and fantastic, and i thank you for it. Oh, anyone got change for a haddock?

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looks like a hood ornament for a cybertruck... go hit up elmo on Xhitter -- maybe he'll buy it.

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DNC: "we should refrain from campaigning on this -- we wouldn't want to upset people who shit themselves or who like seeing nuns hurt -- both demographics we believe we need to suck up to."

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One of them flies a Brendel flag upside down, the other is just, "well, that's just, like, your opinion..."

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The BEST numbers. Of course, the D machine will - as always - magically fail to take advantage of any and all of them, and miraculously snatch a resounding defeat from the claws of victory in the fall.

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and yet, remarkably, he can still get away with killing people with impunity. #onlyinamerica

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-- and they say research is just a bunch of nerds wasting our hard earned tax dollars...!

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yeah, but what can you do, right?

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If Stormy Daniels saves American democracy and is honored for it as she deserves, we are about to enter a real golden age for statues

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Samuel alito: listen, my wife, she's a goblin alright. A nasty lil freak, lives on raw fish, steals trinkets, she regularly bites me. Once caught her eating the neighbor's cat. You know how it is. Lieutenant Columbo: I asked if your wife likes Italian food, sir

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go home, sign, you're high...

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This grade A wanker is on the Supreme Court, shamelessly, obviously lying his privileged ass off with apparent impunity. How the hell are the rest of us supposed to respect the law under these circumstances?

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10/10, no notes. best comment we'll see all day. touche.

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Still life with fluff.

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Begging... Me?!? No, hooman, not at all. I'm merely pointing out that your turkey-and-hummus wrap is gargantuan and clearly meant to be shared.

#apprenticedirewolf

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That first single, "Moby? Dick!" was a banger... always been partial to acoustic death folk.

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Can YOU spot the smol floof? Our neck of the woods lookin' all dapper & stylish more than makes up for the bugs...

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Does it ever work, tho? I try to give my pharmacist a $20 when I pick up prescriptions and tell him quietly to, "hit me with the good stuff, eh? none of that bottom shelf swill..." and he always looks nonplussed and just hands me my baggie and my change.

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jfc... same "journalistic" instinct that's led us to giving every two bit summer breeze or rain shower apocalyptic names like Tropical Storm "Zarathustra" or Cyclone "Norbert."

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A core part of good comedy is self-deprecating humor, which doesn't sit well with the fragile egos on the right... their snowflake tendencies make it impossible for them to laugh at themselves.

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