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🏳️‍⚧️ Amy had a little pond

@amypond.gay

I like big butts and I cannot lie My brother likes big butts and cannot tell the truth We each guard a door. You may ask us one question

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GhostTree's avatar GhostTree @ghosttree.bsky.social
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Name 5 big butts

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Re-Pete 🦆's avatar Re-Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social
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That would’ve made The Pyramids of Mars so much better.

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[)iz /\stra 's avatar [)iz /\stra @dizastra.bsky.social
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do you like my big butt?

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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e's avatar 𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social
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Do you like big butts?

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arcadus (they/them) 🇵🇸 's avatar arcadus (they/them) 🇵🇸 @imdmingyour.mom
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Does your brother like my big butt?

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Benjamin L. Carp's avatar Benjamin L. Carp @bencarp.bsky.social
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Is it the door to a Honda, and does Jane Fonda have a motor in the back of it?

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wildmonkeysects™ 's avatar wildmonkeysects™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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Could you leave that behind?

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The Loony Liberal (HIATUS)'s avatar The Loony Liberal (HIATUS) @loonyliberal.bsky.social
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"Does the liar's milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?"

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Puffin's avatar Puffin @johnhpage.bsky.social
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Are we talking Monday mornings or Friday evenings?

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Andrew S.'s avatar Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social
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“So how ‘bout them Seahawks?”

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hammancheez's avatar hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
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*Truck driver pulls up* Yeah where u want this shipment of big asses

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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Which door would your sibling say had the bigger butts behind it?

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Rafe B.'s avatar Rafe B. @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social
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Who let the dogs out?

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MAJeff, God of Cookies's avatar MAJeff, God of Cookies @majeff.bsky.social
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What are silicone parts made for?

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Chillbo Hangins's avatar Chillbo Hangins @woskethoughts.bsky.social
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Ahhh yesss!!! the Sir Sphinxalot obstacle

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En Buen Ora's avatar En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social
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did your brother tell you he likes big butts

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Joseph Hewitt's avatar Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com
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There is a logic puzzle like that. www.donkeylicious.com/2011/02/puzz...

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Does this make my butt look big?

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Zirgar's avatar Zirgar @zirgar.bsky.social
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Thanks, Kafka.

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's avatar @okaytrouble.bsky.social
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Can your other brother deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung?

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Maria Elle Tudor's avatar Maria Elle Tudor @mariatudor.bsky.social
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But do you like my big butt

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DJ Maryalee Scarlet's avatar DJ Maryalee Scarlet @djmaryaleescarlet.bsky.social
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"Do you like big butts?"

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Saul Shapiro's avatar Saul Shapiro @sauldk.bsky.social
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"if I were to ask you if you like big butts, would you say 'yes'?"

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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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banger in itself 🎯

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Dan Miller's avatar Dan Miller @meelar.bsky.social
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"Would you say that the treasure behind your door is more valuable than my butt?"

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evelyn 物知り顔's avatar evelyn 物知り顔 @evelynjane.bsky.social
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the young maiden enters with a short ribbon around the waist and a long ribbon around the hips. what are your loins telling you?

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Carolly, Likely-Indefinite Hiatus 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Carolly, Likely-Indefinite Hiatus 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @carolly.streammy.media
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does your anaconda want some?

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James's avatar James @jamesdetwiler.bsky.social
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When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waste and a round thing in your face, what do you do?

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