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MAJeff, God of Cookies

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Sociologist, historian, foodie, puzzle addict, pet dad, and political junkie. Minnesotan at heart, even if I no longer live there. ManCity and die Oranje fan.


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White innocence is a hell of a drug.

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Am I the only one who thinks the little yellow cards are stupid? I mean, it's not like fouls in basketball that lead to a bonus. Without telling us which players are on a yellow, just saying that there are yellow cards in play doesn't really provide any information.

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Mighty white of 'em.

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Don't read the Post.

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The Dutch are Hupin'!

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Must be their crystal (meth) balls.

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Shut up, Tom Rinaldi. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

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My take away remains that a lot of people invested in politics have near zero concept of organizational sociology or power dynamics

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i am so tired of all this shit. joe biden is almost certianly going to be the nominee unless he keels over dead before the convention. he won the primary walking away. the only person who can actually shank him has shown no interest in doing so. can we please talk about *anything* else

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Credit where credit is due: this is one of Biden’s best defenses.

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Like a fetus is a "pre-born child," Jews are "pre-born again Christians."

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Can't make white people feel uncomfortable by telling the truth.

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Keep on fluffing, fascist fuckers.

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not hard to unpack coded language of GOP, if one wants to When I see, "Republicans will promote a Culture that values the Sanctity of Marriage" I know what they mean my marriage. The anti-lgbtq world knows exactly what they mean too yet, savvy reporters can't or don't or won't

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Marcas Ó Doibhilin's avatar Marcas Ó Doibhilin @marcasofadad.bsky.social
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Yes. Excellent. Democrats — left, centre and even right — need to start doing politics with the purposefulness these monsters bring to it. If you fail to destroy them, they will rule over you; and you will deserve it.

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Succession comes to life. I don't want to know his dog's name.

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Good riddance to bad shit.

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Even my apt complex now has a couple charging stations. They just ask that folks not monopolize those spaces when not charging.

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You know what I would love? A filter that excluded all political ads from my streaming services. ALL. POLITICAL. ADS. If this meant mass unemployment among the political consultant class, it's worth it. Kill the ads dead!

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You just keep fucking that chicken.

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So, Joe is still doing his Kevin Spacey energy thing.

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This week, the Hallmark Channel presents the Democratic classic, "Festivus in July."

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Me for basically the last week or so.

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Democrats are protagonists to be tested and pushed. Republicans are the weather.

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How do so many professional opinion-havers not actually know anything?

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I'm reading memos and letters to the university community from presidents who are implementing draconian budget cuts this year (for a project I'm working on) and good god the amount of obfuscatory and weasel-wordy business-speak in these things is making me grind my teeth into dust

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Fuck off, Nazi sympathizers.

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Don't believe for a second that Nat-C wasn't intentional.

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What this whole episode has shown me is that there are too many people who make a living as "opinion havers" and who seem to think they MUST have an opinion and say something about everything. Punditification is the death of political journalism.

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They want queer people to suffer and die. It's that simple.

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This was also a thing John Eastman wrote up in 2020, before he joined a coup conspiracy and got disbarred.

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And Dr. Oz. And Dr. Phil.

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And you good Germans at the Times are there to help, just like the Sulzbergers have always been.

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Why is Morgan Chalfant? No, seriously. Why is this fuckwit part of anything?

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The Sulzbergers are such Good Germans.

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Such good Germans, that family.

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The Times is going all in on the Volksreich.

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I mean, I do jigsaw puzzles and I'm cooler than that.

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This is some cracker-ass cracker shit here.

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Uruguay-Brazil. Should be a good nightcap.

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Exactly. My favorite is when I ask them to find and analyze research articles. "What research techniques did the authors use?" "The authors may have used quantitative or qualitative methods. Interviews and focus groups are good for getting personal opinions...." um, what DID they do, chatbot?

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If the folks at Nerd Prom realized what a fucking monstrous joke on democracy the entire nerd prom is....oh, forget it. They've got their silly red carpet.

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OK. I like Memphis's old-school headband. Better than any haircut Griezman has had through his whole career.

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Yes. I am wearing orange today.

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HUP HOLLAND HUP!

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Dutch isn't a language. It's a throat infection.

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I so fucking HATE all these worthless generational labels like Boomers, Xers, Millenials, Zoomers, whateverthefuckers. It's garbage. The whole thing. It was made up by mindless marketeers (redundant, I know).

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"Look, we can't help it if this is the prevailing narrative," say the folks working at the country's largest narrative-creation factory.

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an entire movement of wicked people who celebrate wickedness

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