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sea shanty stan account ⛵@anarchoshanties.bsky.social |
btw if you grew up without cousins significantly younger than you a key fact to know about them is that toddlers are Eminently Throwable. Nothing makes them happier than a good (CONTROLLED AND SAFE) yeet. The Children Yearn For The Skies.
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Friendly Neighbourhood Jamie
@mcsplosion.bsky.social
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Throwing smaller kids into a pile of cushions made slightly bigger me feel like a god damned beast
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Like A Rose: Infinite Wife
@zyla.top
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my brothers would stuff me into a pillowcase and launch me, it ruled i loved it
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TurtleBee
@turtlebee.bsky.social
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Also: turned upside down. Combine the two and you are a God. (And the parents hate you.)
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Stephen Webb
@stephenwebb.bsky.social
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I'm about six inches taller than a friend of mine and his two year old daughter has digested this and she'll run up to him and say "up" to get picked up high, then run up to me to say "higher". She even got to touch the ceiling one time.
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ratwife
@pinkberryshake.bsky.social
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my uncle used to launch us into backflips into the pool and we thought he was basically a god, all while our parents tried not to have visible heart attacks lmao
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🌿 bryan 🌿 (Taylor’s Version)
@bryan.town
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my toddler LOVES when I just yeet him onto a couch or bed from like 4 feet away and my wife. HATES it
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executive editor, barbell quarterly
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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We rented a giant inflatable slip n slide for our daughter's third birthday which is to say I spent the entire day yeeting small children down it until my shoulders died
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Dr. SmolAnalyst booked it outta Omelas
@smolanalyst.bsky.social
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I used to greet my youngest cousin by flipping her upside down until my mother quietly suggested she might not be enjoying herself, but Annie is a fight choreographer now and I claim at least partial credit for this.
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Run the Joules
@wattasecond.bsky.social
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One of my friends put an inflatable bouncy castle in his basement and 5 years ago we were launching his kids to the joists by jumping on it
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Oxy
@oxxers.bsky.social
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When my cousin was little I grabbed his left ear, put my right hand below his arm and lifted him "by his ear", he is still telling me that once in a while, he is 22 now...
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