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DM or ping if you want in, we're gonna make sure Mudgie has a full crew tomorrow!
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Wargamer with two borked cats, an oversized dog, and an unhealthy interest in moral injury, chaplaincy and WMDs. The least prepared chaplaincy student and most relaxed ex-faculty member. Her dresses have pockets to angrily shove her fists into.
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DM or ping if you want in, we're gonna make sure Mudgie has a full crew tomorrow!
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I have a load of people in the UK who might be available. Ok if I send up a shabBat signal for you?
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Il faut qu'on imagine Saddam heureux
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Just in time for St Paddy's day tomorrow, too!
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Jonathan Cohn
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Everything wrong in the world is the fault of the British Empire when you think about it.
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I have a working theory that working with Jimothy Caviezel would absolutely make any sensible human understand the importance of politics and Ms. Henson is more sensible than many.
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That all said we all know Grant is getting out of prison in 5-10 years and definitely seeking revenge, right?
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It's fine. Honestly, Cassie has achieved a new peak in middle aged hotness. Jake is fine, made more palatable by the realization that this is his last appearance. Audrey rules and is correct in her assessment of the utility of police in domestic cases. Grace is delightful. Jim is the worst.
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Witch 7. How will it be?
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it's MARCY BONES 💀
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the anathema of fascism is interpersonal cooperation. the antidote for the poison that is capitalism is community and solidarity. we need to help each other, without any expectation of profit or reward.
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Various breast pump supplies A sock Used floss Dog kibble
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🏳️🌈
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Agreed. Existential threats to humanity are my jam. And they’re all, every fucking one of them that is imminent, because of human choices and actions. We built all of this. We can take all of it apart. Nihilism is complicity.
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I really have lost my former tolerance for "we're doomed/fucked/it's all over/they've won" takes at this point, in that they're the most dangerous attitudes one could possibly have when confronted with a truly existential political threat (which we still DO have levers to address).
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Gonna do a tonal whiplash playlist of the best bits of the Twilight of the Gods intercut with the entire Chicory soundtrack
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The Rafael fight music from BG3 is still stuck in my head and a great argument for more video games following the 90s convention of rap song summarizing the plot.
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Man, the translator for this month's Imagination Library book does not go in for nativizing the rhymes into Spanish at all.
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Martha is a terrible friend, we couldn't tell the difference between two young blonde white women who walked into her wedding shop, and yet again George is pulling the weight of six characters.
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Jake is a disappointment and Drew is on my shit list not because of anything he does (though he is a bad boyfriend and Mia can do better) but because he looks like Ben Shapiro so I don't trust him. They fixed the childcare issue in this movie which helped a lot.
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The baby is asleep, the dog is walked, and it's time for Good & Witch 6.
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Balanced parenting is doing baby swim lessons in the morning followed by a nice walk and several picture books and then defeating Rafael in Avernus while the baby naps.
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Even the cheapest one is more than all of my cats ever put together. And I got a bonus eel cat in the mix
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Have I ever told you about the romance novel about a secret tech millionaire and her drone pilot cowboy boy toy with PTSD? There has never been a book more perfectly designed to make me lose my mind.
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Thanks! Gonna check now!
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(I want to donate something but also wish to avoid CRIME)
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Silly but important question: for your purposes, are the employees of FFRDCs federal contractors?
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A dear friend and his wife invited a bunch of people to their place for a Seder/iftar and when I tell you that they offered gefilte fish as the first dish to people breaking their fast... An Afghan woman sitting next to me tried some, then decided she could go another 30 minutes without food.
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Not mine, but a grad school friend, who had only heard of gefilte fish in the context of All of a Kind Family, and thought it sounded incredible. I tried to explain, and then finally had to just give him a jar.
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Not very subtly, either
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I used to greet my youngest cousin by flipping her upside down until my mother quietly suggested she might not be enjoying herself, but Annie is a fight choreographer now and I claim at least partial credit for this.
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sea shanty stan account ⛵
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btw if you grew up without cousins significantly younger than you a key fact to know about them is that toddlers are Eminently Throwable. Nothing makes them happier than a good (CONTROLLED AND SAFE) yeet. The Children Yearn For The Skies.
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At least Doris, who is also a terrible parent, finally says what I've wanted someone to say for weeks. Cassie talks like a fortune cookie. The annoying kind that has aphorisms, not fortunes, inside.
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George and Gwen are great. They're charming! They're extremely hot as an aging couple who are delighting in finding love again. Mostly this movie confirmed that our "you have the conn" "I have the conn" approach to baby management is both necessary and genius.
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The way @raevpet.bsky.social and I screeched when we saw Cassie letting that baby head flop. The way we yelled at the pillow in the crib. The clutching of hands as they put a duvet over a still reinflating infant.
How is Cassie in heels? At that point post baby I still couldn't sit without crying.
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Look, I work full time. I am enrolled in grad classes. I even, like a dumbass, did community theater. But I actually occasionally hang out with my kid and don't dump her on a teen with zero notice. Cassie and Jake need to actually think about what they owe both their daughters because this sucks.
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Good Five, unequivocally the worst one so far. Makes me feel like a competent parent and leaves me asking the questions: where is the baby? When did pediatricians still suggest bedding in cribs? Did they really have no plan for childcare besides a 16-year-old? Who takes a month old infant camping?
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the hill I'll die on here is "who gives a shit why they left, it's fucking great they chose to come here"
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Can any Massachusetts-barred attorneys help with a cyberstalking/harassment case—at minimum to brainstorm options? Please message @scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz
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The baby in her car seat when she realizes I am sitting next to her.
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On the plus side, I'm slightly less concerned about getting shot in a road rage incident there than I am in other parts of the country
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Oh no
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Don't make me turn this starship around
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Let's blow this popsicle stand
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Maladroithe
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For the record I am a Rainbows Belong to the Lord and the Lord is Gay As Shit
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by my count, there are 13 people in jamal’s family & they’re still ~30% short of what they need to reach safety. that’s 4 people. that’s not ok. their lives are under threat through no fault of their own. institutions may be broken but you could make a material difference to 13 people. please help.
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I'm willing to bet you won't tell people to put glue on pizza, though!
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As a PhD earner, I can confirm that I am an utter dumbass in so so many areas, and I'm the only person in my cohort to have finished the PhD and to have landed a related job. Do not ask me about which mushrooms are poisonous or how to do your math homework.
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regular meghan 🫧 나영지 🍉
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“PhD-level intelligence” is funny bc what that means to me is hyper awareness of one incredibly specific, niche topic like the history of Medieval menstruation rites and zero to spotty coverage of anything else bc you had to spend every moment of your entire life securing that goddamn PhD
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Felt like an autism allegory to me but it's always interesting to see other people just reading the Bot as a Bot
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Right? Same. Felt she/they to me but they apparently are casting a show now and a lotta folk are saying he/him and I am Confoundes
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