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FakeAndres
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It’s second only to espresso
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FakeAndres
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It’s second only to espresso
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FakeAndres
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The only winner this election cycle is Twilio/Facebook I’ve never seen so much SMS spam in my life, and the Facebook ads from PACs and others are steadily increasing
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FakeAndres
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Sarcastically laughing when they say the bag does not inflate but does have oxygen flowing
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FakeAndres
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The Forbidden Zone until you are on something
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FakeAndres
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What is a restaurant but a human gas station
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FakeAndres
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Google’s new Workspace planning app?
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FakeAndres
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@fluzbug.bsky.social
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Yes, their spit is more floral and gives notes of dark berries, tobacco, and bourbon.
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FakeAndres
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I just wish you could keep Jackie alive through some sort of super frame perfect twitch gaming and choices, like make it unbelievably difficult
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Sévérine Cox
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I just think Michael Mann movies are neat 😀
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FakeAndres
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2015 MBP speaker replacement is a little tedious but totally doable by even the worst repair shop. Bonus, get the battery swapped at the same time. It’s just hard cause Apple wrapped the cable underneath the main logic board and it needs to be unglued from the frame
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FakeAndres
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Try somen noodles with a cold tsuyu or soy broth, run through ice and drained. Refreshing.
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FakeAndres
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If they don’t have an emergency medical contact then you can pull the SIM card out to find the carrier and SIM serial, they can find the owner from that. You can also find the IMEI on the sim carrier slot, in tiny letters. If it’s a newer eSIM only iPhone then that won’t work, thanks Apple.
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FakeAndres
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You have to eat your pizza quickly before boarding otherwise they will make you check it at the gate
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FakeAndres
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Only Costner movie that was memorable for me because of his performance and the movie in general was The Untouchables
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helly🪷✨🍉
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the best part of watching The Killer (2023) is when i hear the smiths now i think of michael fassbender instead of morrissey
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FakeAndres
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Actually probably nice cause car chases have been going bonkers lately with drone shots and dinosaurs and rockets and shit
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FakeAndres
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Go off to do something fun that takes a while, like a movie or going to a bar far away - you’ll remember as soon as it’s inconvenient to go back.
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FakeAndres
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It should hang off the side corner in a little zip baggie, the way suits and shirts come with extra buttons. Not in the motherboard box that I will promise to keep but eventually disappears
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FakeAndres
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Still faster than my dial up internet growing up
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FakeAndres
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There are videoconferencing camera systems out there in a White House ewaste bin or DC warehouse that have seen top secret things like osamas body, or North Korean missle sites — and you’re laughing?!?
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FakeAndres
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Even better, the PC components can be broken down and sold off at a later date. Mac parts? LOL
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FakeAndres
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TSA should stop people who wear axe or cologne. Really just have clean clothes and take a shower with actual soap. Wear deodorant if you need.
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FakeAndres
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Start at no height restriction, and for every death go down 2 inches, for every broken bone or severe tear, go down 1 inch until accidents are at an acceptable level (1 per quarter or more depending on how profitable the local is) /s
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FakeAndres
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Frankly the Hyundai looks better, why would I want a small rear window?
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FakeAndres
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This is very max payne coded
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FakeAndres
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Doesn’t that eventually lead to what are essentially penalty kicks
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FakeAndres
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There’s a new one called yellow bird, that’s sweeter but has more garlic - it’s interesting
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FakeAndres
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dev test perf And introducing our new lower environment: insidemicrowave
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FakeAndres
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Probably something soy or tofu based. I saw this bar called Superfood Bar, which came from a paleo company. While I don't think paleo makes a difference, they are a bit anti-sugar so it shouldn't be too sweet.
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FakeAndres
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Sen Ron Wyden is the name that comes up at the top of my head but he is VERY specific to the USA.
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FakeAndres
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Honey, did you remember to water the driveway, garage and fence?
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FakeAndres
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Uh oh, by making this very post I think a TV exec somewhere in the valley just awoke and emerged from their egg with one mission in mind… prestige Korben Dallas show on Showtime, or AMC
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FakeAndres
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I found my Stanley Quencher H2.0 Flowstate Tumbler, 40oz in your love
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FakeAndres
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That’s like saying the auto industry come together to make seatbelts ubiquitous nationwide out of their thoughtfulness for the safety of their occupants.
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FakeAndres
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I reside in the asymptote, before hot dog nirvana, and as the world cycles, also in the state after nirvana.
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FakeAndres
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This will fix me
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FakeAndres
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Jesus H Washington, now that’s a ratio!
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FakeAndres
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can check
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ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉
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liberal gays are so precious about losing their corporate parades and other comforts that most queer ppl in the world have never enjoyed. but the struggle and conflict they wish to avoid never ended. instead of pearl-clutching your privilege, help build strong communities that are prepared to fight.
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FakeAndres
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TEXTURE_NOT__FOUND ass car
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FakeAndres
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Iced hazelnut oat milk shaken espresso with 1 less flavor syrup pump and cinnamon powder and cinnamon dolce sprinkles
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FakeAndres
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Exactly, that’s partly how we ended up here in the first place. Too many people deeming great candidates unelectable a year before the election, saying that a bill would fail in legislation if there wasn’t severe neutering of it, not appointing a justice because of imaginary future criticism
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FakeAndres
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Also gonna learn just cause the car costs 70k doesn’t mean you get the full 70k off your tax bill, much less any APPORTIONED percentage since he is posting that it’s a ‘cool vehicle’, means it has personal value for him, so he’d be able to get even less of a credit. If any.
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FakeAndres
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That’s not how that business tax credit works at all!!!
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executive editor, barbell quarterly
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frankly, the first defeat that we can hand them, in November, is the easiest possible one we are going to be offered, and we'd be fools not to make it happen.
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FakeAndres
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Temp tags are perfect, only need 14 days of driving before the oil starts to ooze and smoke out of every crevice. But what great 14 days they would be
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FakeAndres
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Airport shuttle driver for Avis didn’t let anyone bring their own bag onto the bus, he did them all. Had two 50lb dumb bells at the front and a resistance band on one of the upper hand rails. Getting paid to work out. New level of boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
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FakeAndres
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‘We didn’t pay the extra $0.0000523 cents per SMS for sending to Google voice and other VOIP systems’
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Amy A
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babe wake up it’s time for your daily overwhelming far right victory in europe
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