Andrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd

Every day we stray further from God’s light

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Joel Pelletier 🍩 @joelpelletier.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

Every day we bend closer to The Cheese God

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@bknox.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

I want this.

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Mo0! @mo0.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

Was it good?

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Nobody Ever @frambley1.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social for future consideration.

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Public Universal Ally @returnofmccarthy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Hidden Valley Heinz Kranchayo Trail Mix Blend

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Elizabeth H @elizabethh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

I love Ranch. I love Cheez-its. Separately. They can meet in my tummy if they wish, but not before that.

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John P de New 🇦🇺🇨🇦🇩🇪🇪🇺 @denewjohn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

Contains no food whatsoever

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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

😬

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@kirklewisweber.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

But, but it's a condiment AND dressing!

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Dan Yocum @yocum137.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

might try just to stray a bit farther.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

Hate to say it but I bet that with a squeeze of lime juice and some cayenne that becomes a decent nacho dip.

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@relaxedninja.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

I assume you took this picture just before chugging it in a fit of tearful self-loathing.

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Tom Wrongbottom 🍦 @wrongbottom.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

Humans are just selling points for salt, sugar, and bad fats.

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The Chillennial @thechillennial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

this would fix me

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Vibing my way out of shit and death 🍉 @wildheart-baby.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

I'd eat this, but I'd looked disgust with myself the whole time.

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Anna O Law @unlawfulentries.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

I think my brain just broke.

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Chris Goodman @cbgoodman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

I see they put the Midwest in a bottle.

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