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Emily Essley
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Oh, crap, I forgot to post Sparky in honor of the 4th of July!
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Bureaucramancer. Relative Value Unit Shifter. (f)Artsy. Bicycle Enthusiast. Auntie Phở. She/Her.
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Emily Essley
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Oh, crap, I forgot to post Sparky in honor of the 4th of July!
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Emily Essley
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OMG, el oh el. This reads like brilliant unreliable narrator fiction. Does she not hear herself?
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Emily Essley
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4 Naan Blondes?
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Emily Essley
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I'm a big fan of the lidocaine spray!
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Emily Essley
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That was precisely my reaction. Followed by, "Is this new dudes, or COVID strains?"
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Emily Essley
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Oh, found it! I realized, on closer inspection, that the screen grab was from french Twitter, and it occurred to me to add "translation" to my search terms. So, this app seems like it may be more to help folks understand books not written in their native language.
appadvice.com/game/app/mag...
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Emily Essley
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This is the thing I'm referring to, in case you haven't crossed paths with it yet. I cannot find any evidence of the supposed app on the app store, and I went looking for it because it seemed, well, not likely to exist, IMO.
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Emily Essley
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Oh come on, the first is sponsored by Mr. Plywood! It's no contest! 😂
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Emily Essley
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I'm 99% sure the "hard books" thing isn't real, guys.
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Emily Essley
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For what it's worth, I can't find this app in a cursory search of the Apple store, so this may be just be spammy scamminess.
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Emily Essley
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Apropos of nothing in particular...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O1g...
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Emily Essley
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I first heard of her on @petersagal.bsky.social Wait Wait Don't Tell Me! So I like to think that she is actively courting dorks.
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Emily Essley
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Hahahah! True that. At the time, I was mostly concerned that "it would appear that her dad didn't understand how to dress her." But she convinced me that I was wrong to take issue.
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Emily Essley
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"Oh, is your (gender ambiguous name) new friend at camp a boy or a girl?" "Oh, I haven't asked them their pronouns yet!" "Oh, yeah, it doesn't really matter! I was just curious!" See how easy that is? The kids are alright.
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Emily Essley
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I'll give you the weather bits, sure, but I eventually lost an argument with my 5 year old daughter about "why tights aren't pants."
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Emily Essley
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Recovering from round 2 of covid just now. My andecdata says we are most definitely in surge territory. Also, for what it's worth, round 2 was WORSE than round 1 for anyone keeping score.
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Emily Essley
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Totally off-topic, but this is reminding me how much I love kid fashion, and move to have toddlers dress ALL OF US.
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Emily Essley
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I've been trying to figure out what the hell is going on with the recent enthusiasm for this, and my only thought is that everyone is government is in an absolute blind panic about November. (NOT THAT THAT EXCUSES ANY OF THIS!)
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Emily Essley
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Truly, "how did I get here?" This is a no-brainer folks.
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Emily Essley
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Oh excellent, I was under the impression it was no longer streamable by conventional means!
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Emily Essley
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There seems to be one in SE PDX of all places that took our entire family out in one swell foop.
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Emily Essley
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I still haven't managed to watch this. I think Knuckles would dig it!
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Emily Essley
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Come on. Slagging GBV, Yo La Tengo, and The Magnetic Fields in one post?This has to be a bit.
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Emily Essley
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I am a 50 year old mom, so I expect you'll go gold once you're viewership gets a load of me. 😂
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Emily Essley
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I am potentially interested in your organization and would like to learn more! I have questions about the song singing. I found the song in question on YouTube, but the vocals are mighty low. Do you have a link to the Mix you are using? Perhaps with attending lyrics?
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b-boy bouiebaisse
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ah a totally normal thing to do for a potential administration that totally intends to abide by the rule of law
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Emily Essley
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Ok, but seriously, is this AI generated? What is going on with that other dude's NECK?
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Emily Essley
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Remember when AI just filled landscapes with dog faces? Good times.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
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If you're wondering about needle size: "The CDC guidance deems 1.5-inch needles appropriate for anyone over 152 pounds and necessary for people assigned female at birth who weigh more than 200 pounds, as well as people assigned male at birth who weigh more than 260 pounds."
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Emily Essley
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Yummers! I've never had this variation, but mujaddara has always been one of my go-to recipes!
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Emily Essley
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I came to suggest the aardvark!
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Emily Essley
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Partner in COVID misery! My anecdata indicates we're in one of those surges! (Also, those blasted kids and their robust immune systems! My kid did get much sicker this go round, but it was also literally for a day and a half.)
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Emily Essley
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Doing all the pocket-full-of-poseys bullshit while I enjoy COVID, the sequel.
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pee wee herman-palladino
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ME: is the carbon footprint of driving my kids to go camping morally permissible if experiencing nature leads them to act more sustainably throughout their lives GOOGLE: we're draining freshwater lakes to tell people to drink bleach
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Emily Essley
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The end of "Dreams" by the cranberries.
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Emily Essley
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Oh and Sigur Ros! 😂
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Emily Essley
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Otherwise there are a bunch of Talking Heads songs. Psycho Killer or I Zimbra?
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Emily Essley
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If you decide to expand your dates of eligibility, "Early Morning Singing Song" is a real brain breaker.
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Emily Essley
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Vergogna is for lovers!
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Emily Essley
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Flames.... Flames at the side of my flag.
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Emily Essley
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OMG, I can't believe this is real. It reads like a Don DeLillo parody.
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Emily Essley
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I would love to see a Bosch-style depiction of Donald Trump in hell. Windmills, sharks, batteries...
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Emily Essley
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Y tu mamá también! OMG. So awkward.
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Emily Essley
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I did not make it! It was from the gelato shoppy. My feeling about fir flavor is that it is hard to not evoke pine-sol. It's probably best to use it in conjunction with other flavors.
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Emily Essley
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Kiddo just enjoyed a bowl of doug fir/juniper berry gelato. #nylonelyboy (except in the pnw)
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Emily Essley
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Hahaha, it's like the Moore's law of bubbles.
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Emily Essley
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My family is already out. We passed one on the street and my husband nearly sprained a finger what with how emphatically he was flipping it off.
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Emily Essley
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Oh, I recently took a good one for this! "Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie"
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Emily Essley
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It's so Meredith Monk. More children's programing should include atonal choral arrangements in their soundtracks. I legit love it. 😂
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Emily Essley
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Oh damnit, forgot alt text. It's a stark black and white image of a face comprised of two eyes and a mouth that appears to be made of 3 rubber bands. The rubber bands are bright white on a black background.
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