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austin

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of course I post fast, I got fish to catch ✨ computers are the devil but they pay pretty good ✨


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in fairness we are deeply, deeply annoying

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true

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training is gonna be a bit of a bugbear irrespective, but I imagine that’ll get more efficient as well

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Hey folks, I did some writing this week on my explorations with HLS (HTTP Live-Streaming) and how I learned the protocol is really just a bunch of text files in a trench coat.

If you're interested in how it works and how to add features to video streams, check it out!

jazco.dev/2024/07/05/h...

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for some reason the gnat population of greater New England has decided to relocate to a five foot radius around me

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Extremely

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no like I mean get real deep in it, just pivot entirely to being a smoked meat guy instead of this tech bullshit

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if I ever get stupid rich I am just gonna make a giant smoker and become a bbq guy

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this reminds me of the goon island

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a curious game, where the only way to win is not to play

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hmm so if you’re out of money you’re untouchable

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try dueling me with a float

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I would love a paella setup but I don’t have the people to cook it for

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in my defense the first two are at home and the last two are at seasonal camp so

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I think I have the grill superfecta though; Weber gas, BGE, blackstone, Traeger

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I really wish I had teed off my outdoor fire pit natgas line so I could feed a grill from it.

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dueling yourself has unintended consequences

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Accept

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I’d have to check, I don’t _think_ so but it’d be a good feature request for them

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I use Arc’s profiles for this, works pretty well.

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im pretty sure the answer is “you can’t” because the .net sdk only supports net 4.8+? you could maybe do some fuckery with the collector and turning logs into spans

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do you have any questions about OpenTelemetry

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produce implies the existence of amateurduce

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like all things in marketing, it maybe works in aggregate, theoretically.

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finally, fireHERks

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Generic marketing wisdom is that people are more inclined to open/read things from a person (especially a person whose name they recognize) than from an organization/business.

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time to celebrate freedom by getting gud at Elden Ring

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lmao at the big p one

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like maybe he doesn’t see it because he curates the hell out of his follows and is single-issue (tech stuff) but still

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finally we can see if you can get negative votes

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I know it’s a biased sample what filters over here but I saw someone refer to Twitter as “the normal site” and I was kinda… like, wha?

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holy smokes that’s strange

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how does something like this look when it’s knitted? sounds cool

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he’s a womanizer but he’s not gonna put coworkers into a hostile work environment?

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depends on if it works or not I suppose

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bad jokes?

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blast from the past

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new bio so that i can get a lot of followers then complain about how this site has gone downhill for a decade

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a wise man once told me that I should live like a dolphin. yep, he wanted me to live with porpoise.

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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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sometimes the most annoying people in politics can be right. the orange man is indeed bad. if you vote, you shouldn’t vote for republicans under any circumstances, which typically leaves one option

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surely there’s a professor that can make a joke. what about the nutty professor.

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deleted that last post because it might be fake, w/e

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can that actually happen, people just filing fake FEC forms?

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